Ensign Dinsdale

[AVGWarhawk]

Here is a nice link and variations on Dinsdale.

http://www.houseofnames.com/xq/asp.f...mily-crest.htm

Personally, I like the variation of Dinsdale located here. It is spelled Dimsdale. Being that the word 'dim' is usually associated with someone who is not very bright....you can take it from here. Ensign Dimsdale. Now that sounds like someone who makes blunders.

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

You dang betcha! And Steed should know: Dinsdale is British. There is no "Ensign Dinsdale" in the U.S. Navy.

Steve has spoken be warned.

Have a cold beer on me Steve.

[STEED]

Right you lot here is the Dinsdale Stetch from Monty Pythons Flying Circus

Introduction sort of music with Caption 'ETHEL THE FROG' Cut to Presenter sitting behind desk)
Presenter: Good evening. On 'Ethel the Frog' tonight we look at violence The violence of British Gangland. Last Tuesday a reign of terror was ended when the notorious Piranha brothers, Doug and Dinsdale, after one of the most extraordinary trials in British legal history, were sentenced to 400 years imprisonment for crimes of violence. We examined the rise to power of the Piranhas, the methods they used to subjugate rival gangs and their subsequent tracking down and capture by the brilliant Superintendent Harry 'Snapper' Organs of Q Division. Doug and Dinsdale Piranha were born, on probation, in a small house in Kipling Road, Southwark, the eldest sons in a family of sixteen. Their father Arthur Piranha, a scrap metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police, and a devout Catholic. In 1928 he had married Kitty Malone, an up-and-coming East End boxer. Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later; and again a week after that. Someone who remembers them well was their next door neighbour, Mrs April Simnel.
Mrs Simmel: Oh yes Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of each other's houses with each other's property all day. They were a cheery lot.
Interviewer: Was it a terribly violent area
Mrs Simmel: Oh no......yes. Cheerful and violent. I remember Doug was keen on boxing, but when he learned to walk he took up putting the boot in the groin. He was very interested in that. His mother had a terrible job getting him to come in for tea. Putting his little boot in he'd be, bless him. All the kids were like that then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism.
Presenter: At the age of fifteen Doug and Dinsdale started attending the Ernest Pythagoras Primary School in Clerkenwell. When the Piranhas left school they were called up but were found by an Army Board to be too unstable even for National Service. Denied the opportunity to use their talents in the service of their country, they began to operate what they called 'The Operation'... They would select a victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid the so-called protection money. Four months later they started another operation which the called 'The Other Operation'. In this racket they selected another victim and threatened not to beat him up if he didn't pay them. One month later they hit upon 'The Other Other Operation'. In this the victim was threatened that if he didn't pay them, they would beat him up. This for the Piranha brothers was the turning point.
(Cut to Superintendent Organs - Subtitle: Harry "Snapper" Organs)
Organs: Doug and Dinsdale Piranha now formed a gang, which the called 'The Gang' and used terror to take over night clubs, billiard halls, gaming casinos and race tracks. When they tried to take over the MCC they were for the only time in their lives, slit up a treat. As their empire spread however, Q Division were keeping tabs on their every move by reading the colour supplements.
Presenter: One small-time operator who fell foul of Dinsdale Piranha was Vince Snetterton-Lewis.
Vince: "Well one day I was at home threatening the kids when I looks out through the hole in the wall and sees this tank pull up and out gets one of Dinsdale's boys, so he comes in nice and friendly and says Dinsdale wants to have a word with me, so he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape round to Dinsdale's place and Dinsdale's there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they called 'Kierkegaard', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets and Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy Clement' and he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out and I tell him my name's not Clement and then... he loses his temper and nails me head to the floor."
Interviewer: He nailed your head to the floor?
Vince: At first yeah
Presenter: Another man who had his head nailed to the floor was Stig O' Tracy.
Interviewer: I've been told Dinsdale Piranha nailed your head to the floor.
Stig: No. Never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to buy his mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me.
Interviewer: But the police have film of Dinsdale actually nailing your head to the floor.
Stig: (pause) Oh yeah, he did that.
Interviewer: Why?
Stig: Well he had to, didn't he? I mean there was nothing else he could do, be fair. I had transgressed the unwritten law.
Interviewer: What had you done?
Stig: Er... well he didn't tell me that, but he gave me his word that it was the case, and that's good enough for me with old Dinsy. I mean, he didn't *want* to nail my head to the floor. I had to insist. He wanted to let me off. He'd do anything for you, Dinsdale would.
Interviewer: And you don't bear him a grudge?
Stig: A grudge! Old Dinsy. He was a real darling.
Interviewer: I understand he also nailed your wife's head to a coffee table. Isn't that true Mrs O' Tracy?
Mrs O' Tracy: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Stig: Well he did do that, yeah. He was a hard man. Vicious but fair
(Cut back to vince)
Interviewer: Vince, after he nailed your head to the floor, did you ever see him again
Vince: Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologise and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor
Interviewer: Every Sunday?
Vince: Yeah but he was very reasonable. Once, one Sunday I told him my parents were coming round to tea and would he mind very much not nailing my head that week and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to a cake stand.
Presenter:Clearly Dinsdale inspired tremendous fear among his business associates. But what was he really like?
Gloria:I walked out with Dinsdale on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders,
Interviewer (off screen): How had he met them?
Gloria:Through his work for charities. He took a warm interest in Boys' Clubs, Sailors' Homes, Choristers' Associations and the Grenadier Guards.
Interviewer:Was there anything unusual about him?
Gloria:t him. I should say not. Except, that Dinsdale was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he referred to as 'Spiny Norman'.
Interviewer: How big was Norman supposed to be?
Gloria:Normally Spiny Norman was wont to be about twelve feet from snout to tail, but when Dinsdale was depressed Norman could be anything up to eight hundred yards long. When Norman was about Dinsdale would go very quiet and start wobbling and his nose would swell up and his teeth would move about and he'd get very violent and claim that he'd laid Stanley Baldwin."
Interviewer: "Did it worry you that he, for example, stitched people's legs together?"
Gloria: "Well it's better than bottling it up isn't it. He was a gentleman, Dinsdale, and what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator."
Presenter:But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet:
Ciminologist:It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... I'm sorry. After all we should remember that a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bugger."
Presenter:Most of the strange tales concern Dinsdale, but what about Doug? One man who met him was Luigi Vercotti.
Vercotti: I had been running a successful escort agency -- high class, no really, high class girls -- we didn't have any of *that* -- that was right out. And I decided (phone rings) Excuse me (he answers phone) Hello......no, not now......shtoom...shtoom....right......yes, we'll have the watch ready for you at midnight.......the watch.....the Chinese watch....yes, right-oh, bye-bye.....mother (he hangs up phone) Anyway I decided to open a high class night club for the gentry at Biggleswade withInternational cuisine and cooking and top line acts, and not a cheap clip joint for picking up tarts -- that was right out, I deny that completely --, and one evening in walks Dinsdale with a couple of big lads, one of whom was carrying a tactical nuclear missile. They said I had bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it
2nd Interviewer: How much did they want?
Vercotti: They wanted three quarters of a million pounds.
2nd Interviewer: Why didn't you call the police?
Vercotti: Well I had noticed that the lad with the thermonuclear device was the chief constable for the area. So a week later they called again and told me the cheque had bounced and said... I had to see... Doug.
2nd Interviewer: Doug?
Vercotti: Doug (takes a drink) Well, I was terrified. Everyone was terrified of Doug. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Dinsdale was frightened of Doug.
2nd Interviewer: What did he do?
Vercotti: He used... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire. He was vicious.
Presenter:By a combination of violence and sarcasm, the Piranha brothers by February 1966 controlled London and the Southeast of England. It was in February, though, that Dinsdale made a big mistake.
Gloria:Latterly Dinsdale had become increasingly worried about Spiny Norman. He had come to the conclusion that Norman slept in an aeroplane hangar at Luton Airport.
Presenter:And so on Feb 22nd 1966, Dinsdale blew up Luton. (shot of a H-Bomb exploding) Even the police began to sit up and take notice.
(Cut back to 'Harry Snapper' Organs)
Organs: The Piranhas realised they had gone too far and that the hunt was on. They went into hiding. I decided on a subtle approach, viz. some form of disguise, as the old helmet and boots are a bit of a giveaway. Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. I tracked them to Cardiff, posing as the Reverend Smiler Egret. Hearing they'd gone back to London, I assumed the identity of a pork butcher, Brian Stoats. On my arrival in London, I discovered they had returned to Cardiff, I followed as Gloucester from _King Lear_. Acting on a hunch I spent several months in Buenos Aires as Blind Pew, returning through the Panama Canal as Ratty, in _Toad of Toad Hall_. Back in Cardiff, I relived my triumph as Sancho Panza in _Man of la Mancha_ which the "Bristol Evening Post" described as 'a glittering performance of rare perception', although the "Bath Chronicle" was less than enthusiastic. In fact it gave me a right panning. I quote
Voice Over: As for the performance of Superintendent Harry "Snapper" Organs as Sancho Panza, the audience were bemused by his high-pitched Welsh accent and intimidated by his abusive ad-libs.
Organs (off screen):The "Western Daily News" said......
Voice over (John Cleese): 'Sancho Panza (Mr Organs) spoilt an otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance and persistent cries of "What's all this then?"'

***************** TV Series version continues as follows *******************

(Cut to back stage dressing room where Harry 'Snapper' Organs and a Policeman are doing their makeup in front of mirrors)
Policeman: Never mind Snapper love you can't win 'em all
Organs: True constable. Could I have my eye-liner please?
2nd Policeman: Telegram for you love
Organs: Good-oh Bet it's from Binkie
2nd Policeman: Those flowers are for Sergant Lauderdale - from the gentleman waiting outside
Organs: Oh good
(There is a knock at the door. A man pokes his head in)
Man: Thirty second superintendent
Organs: Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight constable
Policeman: Oh it's fine
Organs: Right here we gone then Hawkins
Policeman : Oh, merde superintendent
Organs:Good luck then
(Cut to exterior of Police Station. 'Sanpper' and Polieman walk down stairs and then along pavement. Mr Teabag - Minister of Silly Walks - walks by. Cut to a Newspaper seller)
Nwespaper Seller: Read all about it Pirhana brothers escape
(Cut to suburban street, with people clearing the streets very fast. Cut to a picture of an empty street. A very large hedgehog peers over the houses looking for Dinsdale)
Hedgehog: Dinsdale? Dinsdale? Dinsdale?

[AVGWarhawk]

Just a suggestion and believe this was done before the game hit the market, select 4-5 names and create a poll thread.

[tater]

Should this be an American name:Alexander Vraciu?

This: Cornelius N. Nooy?

How about this name: Frederick E. Bakutis?

Stanley W. Vejtasa?

All F6F aces of the USN.

tater

[Rockin Robbins]

The author of a work retains all rights to name his characters. As such it does not matter that I like the name Dinsdale, or that ignorant people have found a reason not to like it. Monty Python be damned (as good as they are), their Dinsdale has nothing to do with any real Dinsdale or any other fictional Dinsdale whether they existed from the beginning of time to the end of the Earth.

Authorship is not a democracy. Anyone who thinks they can make a better supermod than Ducimus, knock yourself out. You have complete right to name your characters as you wish. But as for Dinsdale, there is one person in the universe with the right to name his character: Ducimus. With all due respect, any votes or name beauty contests (unless it were Ducimus' original idea. Even consent couldn't be deemed voluntary at this point) would be an insult to Ducimus' work. I cannot believe nobody seems to be able to understand this point. Of course I realize that Steed and company are merely trolling, itself an affront to decency which should be against the rules of this or any other forum.

If you object to the name, you have the right not to use the best mod package in SH4. I understand Ducimus' paycheck won't suffer a bit.

Winners do. Losers complain. Easy to separate the two here, isn't it?

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Ducimus

Nah, ill say why Steve has just done royally pissed me off.

1.) The name itself, Big F'ing deal! How many "ensign Dinsdale" referencs have you seen as compared to "ensign parker"? Maybe one, compartivly, if your lucky. The name "Dinsdale " was in use long before someone decided they wanted "Parker"

I don't think that's true; there were discussions on what people wanted long ago, and both were mentioned, along with others.

2.) Oh so Dinsdale isnt an AMERICAN name huh? You know ive spent 7 years TIS and ive seen all sorts of names. Ive seen "McCleoud" in no relation to "Conner", I've even seen a guy named "Slick". No joke. So tell me exactly what an American name should sound like? Huh? You know what my last name is? Lee, in no relation to Bruce, or Robert E. Go ahead, tell me my name is unamerican, i dare you.

You're right about actual names, but the reference is to a specific character, who definitely is British. Not that it matters; you're right about that too.

3.) In a way, you Steve, pissed on my work. You know how long it took to script 3 freaking missions? Way too long. If you don't like a name thats used, script your own damn missions, oh wait, i forgot, Steve isn't acutally playing SH4, last i heard.

I'm sorry, I didn't even realize that this was about missions; I just thought it was about names. You're right again: I still can't play SH4. I guess you're right one more time: I'm not allowed to have an opinion...and that's all it is.

You have underminded that effort with your lack of being able to go along with a simple gag, coupled with your own, dare i say ignorant, opinion.

Okay, so now my *opinion* has destroyed the community and ruined the game for everybody.


I apologize for speaking, thinking and breathing. The end.

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Rockin Robbins

Of course I realize that Steed and company are merely trolling, itself an affront to decency which should be against the rules of this or any other forum.

Hey I posted the Dinsdale sketch to show you all.

1. Dinsdale is British
2. Dinsdale is a gangster


Stop stealing from us Brits and get yourselves an American one. :p

[tater]

So he has to pick a name never used as a character name by anyone who wasn't american?

[Rockin Robbins]

Originally Posted by tater

So he has to pick a name never used as a character name by anyone who wasn't american?

No, congress should take away his copyright for TM and give it to someone more British.

And there already must be a law permitting only one Dinsdale. I'm sure Monty Python made up the name and that there are no real Dinsdales anywhere, or any fictional ones either predating or antedating the Monty Python creation. Why, Monty Python was so freakin' ingenious that they exclusively used original words, never before written or spoken, refusing to use common language for their skits. Steed's argument is utterly specious and irrelevent to the matter at hand, or any matter whatever. See my previous post on the rights of authorship. That is the only relevent point in this discussion. Everything else is "sound and fury, signifying nothing." Wow! That's British, isn't it?

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Rockin Robbins

Steed's argument is utterly specious and irrelevent to the matter at hand

Really, what about your over the top case? :p :rotfl:

[Rockin Robbins]

Originally Posted by STEED

Really, what about your over the top case? :p :rotfl:

If post #36, a succinct, precise shot to the middle of the forehead with an irrefutable and true argument is over the top, so be it. You cannot refute the truth, so you play with your fallacious ploy because you are wrong. End of discussion, as you have nothing to contribute but trolls.

[AVGWarhawk]

Hmmmm....do I see a large lock coming?:hmm:

[Rockin Robbins]

Originally Posted by STEED

Stop stealing from us Brits and get yourselves an American one. :p

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:: rotfl::rotfl:



What a great straight line! I can't resist. (sorry) We stole the whole damn country from you Brits. We'll do as we please!

[longam]

I've got one bullet and I'm not afraid to use it!