Doenitz's Secret Weapon: The U-DUCK

mookiemookie · 07-17-07, 10:15 AM

Here are spy pictures taken as das uberduck emerges from the St. Nazaire pens

Achtung Englisher!

Thought you guys would get a kick out of the world's largest rubber duck in a u-boat pen!

http://www.woostercollective.com/200...er_duckie.html

Konovalov · 07-17-07, 10:17 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Must be a nightmare with that thing negotiating harbour traffic.

Jimbuna · 07-17-07, 10:24 AM

It's diving times must be frighteningly long as well

Konovalov · 07-17-07, 10:25 AM

Yeah, even worse than my last Type IX coupled with my slow reaction times.

Sailor Steve · 07-17-07, 10:34 AM

Given its size, I don't see it being a "secret" weapon for long.

Kpt. Lehmann · 07-17-07, 10:48 AM

Jeez, I'm gonna have nightmares for days... sort of like when I fell asleep during a laxative infomercial... hypnotic suggestion.

(No I didn't crap myself to death... just couldn't get that pseudo doctor talking about "colon cleansing" over and over... out of my head for a long time. If I ever meet that guy... I'm gonna force-feed him Raisin Bran.)

danurve · 07-17-07, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

It's diving times must be frighteningly long as well

Finally!! Something that takes more time to dive then an IX

Schöneboom · 07-17-07, 12:10 PM

Gott sei Dank that thing is on our side!!!

ichso · 07-17-07, 12:51 PM

Maybe this was planned as being used like the Trojan Horse from the Antique ? But which harbour should have got invaded by this and how many soldiers would have fit in it ?
:hmm:

Blacklight · 07-17-07, 12:57 PM

Quick !! Someone model this thing and get it into GWX !!! I Want to torpedo a convoy of these things !!!!!

ichso · 07-17-07, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blacklight

Quick !! Someone model this thing and get it into GWX !!! I Want to torpedo a convoy of these things !!!!!

:rotfl:
That things where YOUR secret weapons too !

STEED · 07-17-07, 01:14 PM

That's one big fecking duck.

papa_smurf · 07-17-07, 01:18 PM

At least you cannot say that you did not see it coming

Hitman · 07-17-07, 01:22 PM

I think the real secret weapon is the baby that plays with such thing :hmm: If they are already very destructive in their normal size (I have two so I know what I'm talking about), just imagine what one who is proportional to that duck can do :rotfl:

papa_smurf · 07-17-07, 01:25 PM

Just imagine that thing been thrown at your u-boat!

07-17-07, 10:15 AM	#1
mookiemookie Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,404 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 1	Doenitz's Secret Weapon: The U-DUCK Here are spy pictures taken as das uberduck emerges from the St. Nazaire pens Achtung Englisher! Thought you guys would get a kick out of the world's largest rubber duck in a u-boat pen! http://www.woostercollective.com/200...er_duckie.html __________________ They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. Want more U-boat Kaleun portraits for your SH3 Commander Profiles? Download the SH3 Commander Portrait Pack here.

07-17-07, 10:17 AM	#2
Konovalov Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: High Wycombe, Bucks, UK Posts: 2,811 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Must be a nightmare with that thing negotiating harbour traffic. __________________ "In a Christian context, sexuality is traditionally seen as a consequence of the Fall, but for Muslims, it is an anticipation of paradise. So I can say, I think, that I was validly converted to Islam by a teenage French Jewish nudist." Sheikh Abdul-Hakim Murad (Timothy Winter)

07-17-07, 10:24 AM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,819 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	It's diving times must be frighteningly long as well __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-17-07, 10:25 AM	#4
Konovalov Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: High Wycombe, Bucks, UK Posts: 2,811 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	Yeah, even worse than my last Type IX coupled with my slow reaction times. __________________ "In a Christian context, sexuality is traditionally seen as a consequence of the Fall, but for Muslims, it is an anticipation of paradise. So I can say, I think, that I was validly converted to Islam by a teenage French Jewish nudist." Sheikh Abdul-Hakim Murad (Timothy Winter)

07-17-07, 10:34 AM	#5
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Given its size, I don't see it being a "secret" weapon for long. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

07-17-07, 10:48 AM	#6
Kpt. Lehmann GWX Project Director Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Republic of Texas Posts: 6,996 Downloads: 124 Uploads: 0	Jeez, I'm gonna have nightmares for days... sort of like when I fell asleep during a laxative infomercial... hypnotic suggestion. (No I didn't crap myself to death... just couldn't get that pseudo doctor talking about "colon cleansing" over and over... out of my head for a long time. If I ever meet that guy... I'm gonna force-feed him Raisin Bran.) __________________ www.thegreywolves.com All you need is good men. - Heinrich Lehmann-Willenbrock

07-17-07, 12:10 PM	#8
Schöneboom Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 651 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	Gott sei Dank that thing is on our side!!! __________________ Dietrich Schöneboom, U-431 "Es wird klappen, Herr Kaleun. Ganz sicher."

07-17-07, 12:51 PM	#9
ichso Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Germany's oldest city alive Posts: 1,066 Downloads: 57 Uploads: 0	Maybe this was planned as being used like the Trojan Horse from the Antique ? But which harbour should have got invaded by this and how many soldiers would have fit in it ? :hmm: __________________ My Subskins: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=164169

07-17-07, 12:57 PM	#10
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	Quick !! Someone model this thing and get it into GWX !!! I Want to torpedo a convoy of these things !!!!! __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

07-17-07, 01:14 PM	#12
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	That's one big fecking duck. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-17-07, 01:18 PM	#13
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	At least you cannot say that you did not see it coming

07-17-07, 01:22 PM	#14
Hitman Pacific Aces Dev Team Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Spain Posts: 6,109 Downloads: 109 Uploads: 2	I think the real secret weapon is the baby that plays with such thing :hmm: If they are already very destructive in their normal size (I have two so I know what I'm talking about), just imagine what one who is proportional to that duck can do :rotfl: __________________ One day I will return to sea ...

07-17-07, 01:25 PM	#15
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Just imagine that thing been thrown at your u-boat!