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Old 07-15-07, 04:38 PM   #1
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bernard....yeeaahhh.....
i kinda shoved him in the water in the middle of the north atlantic while we where attacking a little merchant with the deckgun:rotfl:
want me to try to find him again?:rotfl:
no need :rotfl:
he already arrived today. he swam back to germany
why do's he never die

Mohr
where is he in germany ?
he's finaly doing somthing usefull... he's annoying the Fuhrer
:rotfl: :rotfl:

Mohr
so hes in berlin?
*runs to berlin at mach 2*
*runs back to the harbour*
i got him...i think that was him *listens to the radio "the fuhrer has been shot...aparently a uboat captain stormed in and fired hes luger wildly and killed the fuhrer"

umm...s*******
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Old 07-15-07, 07:17 PM   #2
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bernard....yeeaahhh.....
i kinda shoved him in the water in the middle of the north atlantic while we where attacking a little merchant with the deckgun:rotfl:
want me to try to find him again?:rotfl:
no need :rotfl:
he already arrived today. he swam back to germany
why do's he never die

Mohr
where is he in germany ?
he's finaly doing somthing usefull... he's annoying the Fuhrer
:rotfl: :rotfl:

Mohr
so hes in berlin?
*runs to berlin at mach 2*
*runs back to the harbour*
i got him...i think that was him *listens to the radio "the fuhrer has been shot...aparently a uboat captain stormed in and fired hes luger wildly and killed the fuhrer"

umm...s*******
the Gestapo rushes in.
Her Morts. come with us please.

:rotfl:
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Old 07-16-07, 01:59 AM   #3
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lady's and gentlemen...
i announce my latest nutsity
killed all 5 DD's surounding it and now pounding my DG shells in them





and this one is a bit cheesy
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Old 07-16-07, 02:14 AM   #4
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lady's and gentlemen...
i announce my latest nutsity
killed all 5 DD's surounding it and now pounding my DG shells in them





and this one is a bit cheesy
Mohr done it again. Mohr, can u DG Hood den?
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Old 07-16-07, 02:19 AM   #5
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Mohr done it again. Mohr, can u DG Hood den?
you know where he is ?
im in 22 November 1942
oh and... i successfully whiped them of the map


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Old 07-16-07, 06:22 AM   #6
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HARHARHAHAR!!! death just cant get me

22 22 NOV 42 - 23 NOV 42 (2 tage). 29 (20/9). 172056 (161697/10359). U-Boot beschädigt (R. 9.49%

but i had to see how 2 other kaleuns got killed in the same convoy


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Old 07-16-07, 06:32 AM   #7
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Getting ready for my 14th patrol out of Lorient in a IXB. Oct 41..............
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Old 07-16-07, 07:21 AM   #8
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bernard....yeeaahhh.....
i kinda shoved him in the water in the middle of the north atlantic while we where attacking a little merchant with the deckgun:rotfl:
want me to try to find him again?:rotfl:
no need :rotfl:
he already arrived today. he swam back to germany
why do's he never die

Mohr
where is he in germany ?
he's finaly doing somthing usefull... he's annoying the Fuhrer
:rotfl: :rotfl:

Mohr
so hes in berlin?
*runs to berlin at mach 2*
*runs back to the harbour*
i got him...i think that was him *listens to the radio "the fuhrer has been shot...aparently a uboat captain stormed in and fired hes luger wildly and killed the fuhrer"

umm...s*******
the Gestapo rushes in.
Her Morts. come with us please.

:rotfl:
what have i done it wasnt me...it was.....ummm....Mohr !
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Old 07-16-07, 08:16 AM   #9
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bernard....yeeaahhh.....
i kinda shoved him in the water in the middle of the north atlantic while we where attacking a little merchant with the deckgun:rotfl:
want me to try to find him again?:rotfl:
no need :rotfl:
he already arrived today. he swam back to germany
why do's he never die

Mohr
where is he in germany ?
he's finaly doing somthing usefull... he's annoying the Fuhrer
:rotfl: :rotfl:

Mohr
so hes in berlin?
*runs to berlin at mach 2*
*runs back to the harbour*
i got him...i think that was him *listens to the radio "the fuhrer has been shot...aparently a uboat captain stormed in and fired hes luger wildly and killed the fuhrer"

umm...s*******
the Gestapo rushes in.
Her Morts. come with us please.

:rotfl:
what have i done it wasnt me...it was.....ummm....Mohr !
Herr Mohr... AND Herr Morts... come with us please
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Old 07-16-07, 11:58 AM   #10
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bernard....yeeaahhh.....
i kinda shoved him in the water in the middle of the north atlantic while we where attacking a little merchant with the deckgun:rotfl:
want me to try to find him again?:rotfl:
no need :rotfl:
he already arrived today. he swam back to germany
why do's he never die

Mohr
where is he in germany ?
he's finaly doing somthing usefull... he's annoying the Fuhrer
:rotfl: :rotfl:

Mohr
so hes in berlin?
*runs to berlin at mach 2*
*runs back to the harbour*
i got him...i think that was him *listens to the radio "the fuhrer has been shot...aparently a uboat captain stormed in and fired hes luger wildly and killed the fuhrer"

umm...s*******
the Gestapo rushes in.
Her Morts. come with us please.

:rotfl:
what have i done it wasnt me...it was.....ummm....Mohr !
Herr Mohr... AND Herr Morts... come with us please
take mohr ! spare me
it was him *slips the luger used to kill hitler into mohr's pocket*
look a luger with blod all over it in mohr's pocket !
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Old 07-16-07, 01:28 PM   #11
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take mohr ! spare me
it was him *slips the luger used to kill hitler into mohr's pocket*
look a luger with blod all over it in mohr's pocket !
what the???
you basterd !

you should do this with bernard!

*as i mention bernard the gestapo soldiers gets afraid*
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Old 07-16-07, 01:35 PM   #12
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take mohr ! spare me
it was him *slips the luger used to kill hitler into mohr's pocket*
look a luger with blod all over it in mohr's pocket !
what the???
you basterd !

you should do this with bernard!

*as i mention bernard the gestapo soldiers gets afraid*
oh i see you gestapo guys are afraid of bernard
how about i send him down to your office ?

gestapo officer: no no no...we will leave you alone and pretend like this never happend...but for the love of god dont send bernard down to us
me: good...now F off
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