Will it blend!!!

[P_Funk]

Maybe he should put the Koran and the Torah in there and see if we can find a new way to solve our problems.

[The Avon Lady]

Originally Posted by P_Funk

Maybe he should put the Koran and the Torah in there and see if we can find a new way to solve our problems.

Maybe he should put leftist atheist liberal jackass's reproductive organs in there instead. You'd be stunned by the results.

Anyway, my first recollection of blending for laughs was from an old Saturday Night Live comic commercial advertising a fish blender. They just dropped a whole fish in, pressed the button and - presto - instant fish juice. I don't remember who it was that was shown sipping it in delight at the end. Possibly the late great Gilda Rander? Down the hatch!

[P_Funk]

Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

Maybe he should put leftist atheist liberal jackass's reproductive organs in there instead. You'd be stunned by the results.

I think you probably took it wrong what I said. Course it seems obvious that you would given how I put it.

Really I meant put them in there so they'll BLEND. Like a joke at a new way to see if they'll get along. But shredding the religious texts isn't a bad idea anyway. Its nice to know though that being liberal is directly connected with being atheist. Whatever reproductive organs has to do with anything...

[The Avon Lady]

Originally Posted by P_Funk

I think you probably took it wrong what I said. Course it seems obvious that you would given how I put it.

Obviously so.

Really I meant put them in there so they'll BLEND.

They don't mix. In fact, practically nothing you would deem worth living (or dying) for mixes with the Quran. I'd hate to wait around until you figure this by for yourself.

Like a joke at a new way to see if they'll get along. But shredding the religious texts isn't a bad idea anyway.

Its nice to know though that being liberal is directly connected with being atheist.

It isn't. As you said, it was how you put it.

Whatever reproductive organs has to do with anything...

So, all our troubles are caused by test tube cloning gone awry after all! :hmm:

[The Avon Lady]

Originally Posted by P_Funk

I think you probably took it wrong what I said. Course it seems obvious that you would given how I put it.

Really I meant put them in there so they'll BLEND.

Followed by:

But shredding the religious texts isn't a bad idea anyway.

Did you have an epiphany between your first and second revelations?