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The Munster · 06-26-07, 12:26 PM

What about Tony Blair ? He'll be looking for a new job tomorrow; what's the pay like ?

Jimbuna · 06-26-07, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Kpt. Munson

What about Tony Blair ? He'll be looking for a new job tomorrow; what's the pay like ?

If it pays any more than COB over at 'The Den' give me a shout

The Munster · 06-26-07, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kpt. Munson

What about Tony Blair ? He'll be looking for a new job tomorrow; what's the pay like ?

If it pays any more than COB over at 'The Den' give me a shout

What ? .. yer get paid over there !! :rotfl:

Skybird · 06-26-07, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Tchocky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

I'm thinking of adding "stealth moderators"... when you post badly, they come to your house at night and pour Dr Pepper down your motherboard.

There's a tradition on another forum I frequent - If you post rubbish/drivel, the first reply is a picture of a fish.

If you see a trout, reconsider your argument/position

What's the purpose of - what, a trout...? I would see the meaning in a shark. A mooray. A barracuda. A sea serpent. No, no sae serpents, it is too difficult to make them to bite.

But a - trout?

Or my beloved and most cutest squirrel...???

American humour has nuances that escape me, it seems...

Skybird · 06-26-07, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Hm, I can't remember when it was that I posed for that photo. And I were swinging no hammer, but a roll of endless-papyrus, i think.

Skybird · 06-26-07, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Whoever it turns out to be.....they will need to be multi-skilled/talented and experienced with dealing with just about every conceivable type of personality

I could help 'em out with some old copies of the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory

i also could arrange a stay in the rubber cell, maybe...

Skybird · 06-26-07, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Hitman

well, maybe no rubber cell for the SM fans amongst us.

bookworm_020 · 06-26-07, 05:56 PM

Beware of the codpiece!

robbo180265 · 06-26-07, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tchocky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

I'm thinking of adding "stealth moderators"... when you post badly, they come to your house at night and pour Dr Pepper down your motherboard.

There's a tradition on another forum I frequent - If you post rubbish/drivel, the first reply is a picture of a fish.

If you see a trout, reconsider your argument/position

We have a tradition in one of my other forums. If you post rubbish/drivel everyone tries to get the last reply in before the Mods lock the thread.

So as an example the reply above would count, and then I'd add LIBTL? Or Last In Before The Lock?

It seems to lighten up things, and creates a bit of a game for those of us who try not to get invoved in the flame wars. Sometimes the perps realise what numpty's they're being too.

Onkel Neal · 06-26-07, 07:06 PM

Looking for a new moderator for the Subsim GT forum. Apply within.

Moderator applicant questionnaire.
This series of questions will determine your moderator experience, knowledge of GT forum, and credentials.

1. You pop into the forums to scan the night's posts with a cup of coffee. You notice these topics:

Forests near your home
Where do you keep your guns?
Clinton/Bush/Blair is an $^%@
What I saw on the way home from the KKK rally last night

Which topic do you read first?

***

2. You see a topic titled "Headless masturbator found at gay Bible study massacre". You assume:

a. A Mexican newspaper reported got mixed up and posted his report here by mistake
b. Happy Times has been celebrating Lumbar Day too heavily.
c. Whatever, but Skybird will have something to say about it.

***

3. You log into the forums and the General Topics forum is closed, locked tight... you assume:

a. Neal went off his meds again
b. Neal broke something in the vB system
c. Neal went off his meds broke something in the vB system, and is desperately searching for some way to blame it on Gizzmoe.

***

4. You flip on the evening news, and the headline story is about the NY Giants signing of a receiver named Muhammed Muhammed. You drop your glass of ice tea and bolt for the computer, expecting:

a. Waste Gate to mount a frontal assault on left-handed athletes
b. Avon Lady to post numerous links about Muslim receivers and their tendency to drop the bomb
c. P_Funk to recruit Chock's youtube skills for a mother's day promo

***

Heibges · 06-26-07, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Looking for a new moderator for the Subsim GT forum. Apply within.

Moderator applicant questionnaire.
This series of questions will determine your moderator experience, knowledge of GT forum, and credentials.

1. You pop into the forums to scan the night's posts with a cup of coffee. You notice these topics:

Forests near your home
Where do you keep your guns?
Clinton/Bush/Blair is an $^%@
What I saw on the way home from the KKK rally last night

Which topic do you read first?

***

2. You see a topic titled "Headless masturbator found at gay Bible study massacre". You assume:

a. A Mexican newspaper reported got mixed up and posted his report here by mistake
b. Happy Times has been celebrating Lumbar Day too heavily.
c. Whatever, but Skybird will have something to say about it.

***

3. You log into the forums and the General Topics forum is closed, locked tight... you assume:

a. Neal went off his meds again
b. Neal broke something in the vB system
c. Neal went off his meds broke something in the vB system, and is desperately searching for some way to blame it on Gizzmoe.

***

4. You flip on the evening news, and the headline story is about the NY Giants signing of a receiver named Muhammed Muhammed. You drop your glass of ice tea and bolt for the computer, expecting:

a. Waste Gate to mount a frontal assault on left-handed athletes
b. Avon Lady to post numerous links about Muslim receivers and their temndency to drop the bomb
c. P_Funk to recruit Chock's youtube skills for a mother's day promo

***

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

robbo180265 · 06-26-07, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Looking for a new moderator for the Subsim GT forum. Apply within.

Moderator applicant questionnaire.
This series of questions will determine your moderator experience, knowledge of GT forum, and credentials.

1. You pop into the forums to scan the night's posts with a cup of coffee. You notice these topics:

Forests near your home
Where do you keep your guns?
Clinton/Bush/Blair is an $^%@
What I saw on the way home from the KKK rally last night

Which topic do you read first?

***

2. You see a topic titled "Headless masturbator found at gay Bible study massacre". You assume:

a. A Mexican newspaper reported got mixed up and posted his report here by mistake
b. Happy Times has been celebrating Lumbar Day too heavily.
c. Whatever, but Skybird will have something to say about it.

***

3. You log into the forums and the General Topics forum is closed, locked tight... you assume:

a. Neal went off his meds again
b. Neal broke something in the vB system
c. Neal went off his meds broke something in the vB system, and is desperately searching for some way to blame it on Gizzmoe.

***

4. You flip on the evening news, and the headline story is about the NY Giants signing of a receiver named Muhammed Muhammed. You drop your glass of ice tea and bolt for the computer, expecting:

a. Waste Gate to mount a frontal assault on left-handed athletes
b. Avon Lady to post numerous links about Muslim receivers and their temndency to drop the bomb
c. P_Funk to recruit Chock's youtube skills for a mother's day promo

***

:rotfl: :rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Brlliant

Tchocky · 06-26-07, 07:24 PM

Excellent stuff

Reaves · 06-26-07, 07:25 PM

1. You pop into the forums to scan the night's posts with a cup of coffee. You notice these topics:

Forests near your home
Where do you keep your guns?
Clinton/Bush/Blair is an $^%@
What I saw on the way home from the KKK rally last night

Which topic do you read first?

They should all be merged. The KKK rally was held in a forest near someones home about how much of an $^&@ Clinton, Bush and Blair are. On the way home from the rally everyone saw a scientologist so they got their guns (from where they are kept) and started singing songs by Wham.

***

2. You see a topic titled "Headless masturbator found at gay Bible study massacre". You assume:

a. A Mexican newspaper reported got mixed up and posted his report here by mistake
b. Happy Times has been celebrating Lumbar Day too heavily.
c. Whatever, but Skybird will have something to say about it.

B and C. I'm sure both could be true. :hmm:

***

3. You log into the forums and the General Topics forum is closed, locked tight... you assume:

a. Neal went off his meds again
b. Neal broke something in the vB system
c. Neal went off his meds broke something in the vB system, and is desperately searching for some way to blame it on Gizzmoe.

Well C is obviously true here.

***

4. You flip on the evening news, and the headline story is about the NY Giants signing of a receiver named Muhammed Muhammed. You drop your glass of ice tea and bolt for the computer, expecting:

a. Waste Gate to mount a frontal assault on left-handed athletes
b. Avon Lady to post numerous links about Muslim receivers and their temndency to drop the bomb
c. P_Funk to recruit Chock's youtube skills for a mother's day promo

All of the above.

***

geetrue · 06-26-07, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Looking for a new moderator for the Subsim GT forum. Apply within.

Moderator applicant questionnaire.
This series of questions will determine your moderator experience, knowledge of GT forum, and credentials.

1. You pop into the forums to scan the night's posts with a cup of coffee. You notice these topics:

Forests near your home
Where do you keep your guns?
Clinton/Bush/Blair is an $^%@
What I saw on the way home from the KKK rally last night

Which topic do you read first?

Quote:

Originally Posted by answer

I would pick Clinton/Bush/Blair is an $^%@
because this is an international forum and it's
not right to talk about ex-presidents like that
it gives our friends overseas a bad impression

***

2. You see a topic titled "Headless masturbator found at gay Bible study massacre". You assume:

a. A Mexican newspaper reported got mixed up and posted his report here by mistake
b. Happy Times has been celebrating Lumbar Day too heavily.
c. Whatever, but Skybird will have something to say about it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by answer

c. "Whatever" because preventive maintence should be every mods first thoughts

***

3. You log into the forums and the General Topics forum is closed, locked tight... you assume:

a. Neal went off his meds again
b. Neal broke something in the vB system
c. Neal went off his meds broke something in the vB system, and is desperately searching for some way to blame it on Gizzmoe.

Quote:

Originally Posted by answer

I would assume that the stock market has had another black monday and go sell all the stock I own

***

4. You flip on the evening news, and the headline story is about the NY Giants signing of a receiver named Muhammed Muhammed. You drop your glass of ice tea and bolt for the computer, expecting:

a. Waste Gate to mount a frontal assault on left-handed athletes
b. Avon Lady to post numerous links about Muslim receivers and their temndency to drop the bomb
c. P_Funk to recruit Chock's youtube skills for a mother's day promo

Quote:

Originally Posted by answer

a. due to the fact that Waste Gate is on midwest time and I might not be too late to catch him before he post

***

Do I get a cookie ...

06-26-07, 12:26 PM	#31
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06-26-07, 07:25 PM	#44
Reaves The Old Man Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 1,509 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	1. You pop into the forums to scan the night's posts with a cup of coffee. You notice these topics: Forests near your home Where do you keep your guns? Clinton/Bush/Blair is an $^%@ What I saw on the way home from the KKK rally last night Which topic do you read first? They should all be merged. The KKK rally was held in a forest near someones home about how much of an $^&@ Clinton, Bush and Blair are. On the way home from the rally everyone saw a scientologist so they got their guns (from where they are kept) and started singing songs by Wham. * 2. You see a topic titled "Headless masturbator found at gay Bible study massacre". You assume: a. A Mexican newspaper reported got mixed up and posted his report here by mistake b. Happy Times has been celebrating Lumbar Day too heavily. c. Whatever, but Skybird will have something to say about it. B and C. I'm sure both could be true. :hmm: * 3. You log into the forums and the General Topics forum is closed, locked tight... you assume: a. Neal went off his meds again b. Neal broke something in the vB system c. Neal went off his meds broke something in the vB system, and is desperately searching for some way to blame it on Gizzmoe. Well C is obviously true here. * 4. You flip on the evening news, and the headline story is about the NY Giants signing of a receiver named Muhammed Muhammed. You drop your glass of ice tea and bolt for the computer, expecting: a. Waste Gate to mount a frontal assault on left-handed athletes b. Avon Lady to post numerous links about Muslim receivers and their temndency to drop the bomb c. P_Funk to recruit Chock's youtube skills for a mother's day promo All of the above. * __________________

06-26-07, 07:06 PM	#40
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,385 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Looking for a new moderator for the Subsim GT forum. Apply within. Moderator applicant questionnaire. This series of questions will determine your moderator experience, knowledge of GT forum, and credentials. 1. You pop into the forums to scan the night's posts with a cup of coffee. You notice these topics: Forests near your home Where do you keep your guns? Clinton/Bush/Blair is an $^%@ What I saw on the way home from the KKK rally last night Which topic do you read first? * 2. You see a topic titled "Headless masturbator found at gay Bible study massacre". You assume: a. A Mexican newspaper reported got mixed up and posted his report here by mistake b. Happy Times has been celebrating Lumbar Day too heavily. c. Whatever, but Skybird will have something to say about it. * 3. You log into the forums and the General Topics forum is closed, locked tight... you assume: a. Neal went off his meds again b. Neal broke something in the vB system c. Neal went off his meds broke something in the vB system, and is desperately searching for some way to blame it on Gizzmoe. * 4. You flip on the evening news, and the headline story is about the NY Giants signing of a receiver named Muhammed Muhammed. You drop your glass of ice tea and bolt for the computer, expecting: a. Waste Gate to mount a frontal assault on left-handed athletes b. Avon Lady to post numerous links about Muslim receivers and their tendency to drop the bomb c. P_Funk to recruit Chock's youtube skills for a mother's day promo *