This kid needs a good potch on the tuchus!

[Skybird]

Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

If you eat too many deities, don't you have to go on a diety?

No, deities are not very nutritious. Eat as many as you want, and nevertheless stay slim! In Africa and SouthEast Asia they have many diets basing on deities, and it really keeps them slim. I heared some scientologists even breed them in test tubes now, to compensate for the increased demand for low-calorie sweets. It's easier than to harvest them in mythology. The laboratory-deities only have the disadvantage not to offer that intense smell of old dust that the real gourmet is looking for.