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Old 05-28-07, 04:08 PM   #1
Frau_Phillips
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Airforce Brat's Creed

I am an Airforce Brat
I am a shameless braggart
I will always be more interesting than you
My mission is to make all of you feel uninteresting and inadequate
I am faithful to pretty much every country but the one my parents fight for
I am secretly emotionally damaged
I am an Airforce Brat
I will forever look smug at airshows
I've never spent more than 5 minutes with my father
I am an Airforce Brat
I will never admit unhappiness
And I will not fail. (Ever.)

3rd generation AirForce child!
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Old 05-29-07, 12:44 PM   #2
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Originally Posted by Frau_Phillips
Airforce Brat's Creed

I am an Airforce Brat
I am a shameless braggart
I will always be more interesting than you
My mission is to make all of you feel uninteresting and inadequate
I am faithful to pretty much every country but the one my parents fight for
I am secretly emotionally damaged
I am an Airforce Brat
I will forever look smug at airshows
I've never spent more than 5 minutes with my father
I am an Airforce Brat
I will never admit unhappiness
And I will not fail. (Ever.)

3rd generation AirForce child!
Ha ha ha, no wonder you and the Kapt. found each other.

Oh and respect to the vets.
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Old 05-29-07, 01:22 PM   #3
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I always liked this one. To the tune of "Pop Goes the Weasal"

I don't go out with girls anymore,
I live a life of danger,
I beat my &*(# and, live in the woods,
Oops, I'm a Ranger.

(I was not a Ranger, nor did I attend Ranger School)
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Old 05-29-07, 01:27 PM   #4
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(I was not a Ranger, nor did I attend Ranger School)
And here I thought you ate snakes and frogs.
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Old 05-29-07, 01:30 PM   #5
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Nope, I was a tanker.

We lugged around 100lbs of coal for when it got cold, and warmed our MRE's on the back deck of the tank.

Just like going camping in a RV.
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