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Oberon · 05-24-07, 10:45 AM

Considering the last couple of posts I made were in the Iran thread, I think it's only fair I produce some Middle-Eastern themed jokes:

What do you call an Arab on drugs?
A Hierarchy.

Have you heard about the Arabian who has taken over Walkers crisps?
His name is Sultan Vinegar.

What do you call an Arab who needs the toilet?
Mustafa Leak.

There was an Arabian car company who has just started up by an elder tribesman, unfortunately the cars they make are very basic and lack the most basic suspension.
Yup, they're called Sheikh, Rattle and Roll.

No offence intended in above post, although likelihood of fatwa being issued is high.

05-24-07, 10:45 AM	#4
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Considering the last couple of posts I made were in the Iran thread, I think it's only fair I produce some Middle-Eastern themed jokes: What do you call an Arab on drugs? A Hierarchy. Have you heard about the Arabian who has taken over Walkers crisps? His name is Sultan Vinegar. What do you call an Arab who needs the toilet? Mustafa Leak. There was an Arabian car company who has just started up by an elder tribesman, unfortunately the cars they make are very basic and lack the most basic suspension. Yup, they're called Sheikh, Rattle and Roll. No offence intended in above post, although likelihood of fatwa being issued is high.