LT. Jesse Brockman and his men..

Originally Posted by Galanti

I must caution you against speaking of Chuck Norris in such irreverant tones. Such insolence could result in a fatal roundhouse kick to the moon. Please visit this site for a complete listing of all the grisly ways you can meet your end at his hands (or feet). http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.