The greatest movie review ever written

ASWnut101 · 05-07-07, 07:56 PM

There's a period button on the keyboard for a reason...

JSLTIGER · 05-07-07, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ASWnut101

There's a period button on the keyboard for a reason...

Not to mention comma, semicolon, shift, etc...

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i hope you like my review its not all that great but im only 14 and im trying thank you for reading

Isn't Sin City rated R? Someone's parents aren't doing their job...

NefariousKoel · 05-07-07, 10:43 PM

Maddox has some of the best movie reviews ever, along with an acute sense of realism concerning other everyday nonsense.
If you haven't seen them, then you've missed out.

http://maddox.xmission.com/

d@rk51d3 · 05-07-07, 11:22 PM

owwwwwww, my head hurts.

bookworm_020 · 05-08-07, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by JSLTIGER

Quote:

Originally Posted by ASWnut101

There's a period button on the keyboard for a reason...

Not to mention comma, semicolon, shift, etc...

EDIT:

Quote:

i hope you like my review its not all that great but im only 14 and im trying thank you for reading

Isn't Sin City rated R? Someone's parents aren't doing their job...

It is R rated here in Australia. Do you know where this kid lives? I want to get in touch with his English teacher......

Heibges · 05-08-07, 09:34 AM

I think the review is written in that style as an hommage to William Faulkner.

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NefariousKoel Ace of the Deep Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: No-good Missouri scum Posts: 1,223 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Maddox has some of the best movie reviews ever, along with an acute sense of realism concerning other everyday nonsense. If you haven't seen them, then you've missed out. http://maddox.xmission.com/ __________________ "When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Yahoo! We're rich! But it turned out to be something different." - Jack Handey

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Heibges Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Francisco, California Posts: 1,633 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I think the review is written in that style as an hommage to William Faulkner. __________________ U.Kdt.Hdb B. I. 28) This possibility of using the hydrophone to help in detecting surface ships should, however, be restricted to those cases where the submarine is unavoidably compelled to stay below the surface. http://www.hackworth.com/

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d@rk51d3 Sea Lord Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Adelaide, South Australia Posts: 1,951 Downloads: 207 Uploads: 0	owwwwwww, my head hurts.