aaargh , bollox

Crow · 03-20-07, 10:16 AM

So i came home this morning after dropping of the rugrat in school and what did i spot on the mail rack : a fed ex box

So i started a sprint , pushing the wife against the wall , knocked the cleaninglady's front teeth out cuz she was in the way , stupid cow, grabbed the box , ripped it open with my teeth , tore open the carton holder only to find a stupid book for my mother in law ,

Bugger that ,I've been pissed off all day

WHERE IS MY GAME

macky · 03-20-07, 10:17 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl:

AVGWarhawk · 03-20-07, 10:19 AM

I don't know where your game is but your cleaning lady is seeking legal council

Crow · 03-20-07, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

I don't know where your game is but your cleaning lady is seeking legal council

naaa ,she 's illegal

AVGWarhawk · 03-20-07, 11:05 AM

Como'?

geetrue · 03-20-07, 11:16 AM

How old is your cleaning lady? I like women without teeth ...

Crow · 03-21-07, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by geetrue

How old is your cleaning lady? I like women without teeth ...

kinky git

anyway , today the fedex dude rang the door and I personally opened the door since the help quit her job , stupid cow .

He handed a box into my trembling hands .... i ripped it open after singing for it only to find some stupid CD that the wife ordered

needless to say i knocked out his front teeth

and slammed the door in his face

about 30 seconds later he rang the door again

You want another one , A-hole

No sir , i realised i have another parcel

And there it was : my game

gonna install now

Safe-Keeper · 03-21-07, 06:20 AM

Someone needs to be transfered from the submarine business to the comedy stage:rotfl:.

Lt. Staumeier · 03-21-07, 06:27 AM

Or practice some anger-management

*chuckle*

P_Funk · 03-21-07, 06:50 AM

Maybe he needs to re-evaluate his marriage if he is so desperate to relocate from the suburbs to the Pacific Theatre.:p

Crow · 03-21-07, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by P_Funk

Maybe he needs to re-evaluate his marriage if he is so desperate to relocate from the suburbs to the Pacific Theatre.:p

She ll knock my front theeth out if I leave her

Onkel Neal · 03-21-07, 07:14 AM

I happen to know a good dentist....

Immacolata · 03-21-07, 07:17 AM

Hope its not YOUR ex ^^

Crow · 03-21-07, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

I happen to know a good dentist....

me too , he's financing his new house with the business I send him

I knocked his teeth out once when he started drilling and the medication didn't kick in enough

P_Funk · 03-21-07, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

I happen to know a good dentist....

Isn't that covered by the DoD? :hmm:

03-20-07, 10:16 AM	#1
Crow Tonnage Leader Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 87 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	aaargh , bollox So i came home this morning after dropping of the rugrat in school and what did i spot on the mail rack : a fed ex box So i started a sprint , pushing the wife against the wall , knocked the cleaninglady's front teeth out cuz she was in the way , stupid cow, grabbed the box , ripped it open with my teeth , tore open the carton holder only to find a stupid book for my mother in law , Bugger that ,I've been pissed off all day WHERE IS MY GAME __________________

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,257 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I don't know where your game is but your cleaning lady is seeking legal council __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,257 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Como'? __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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geetrue Cold War Boomer Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Walla Walla Posts: 2,837 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	How old is your cleaning lady? I like women without teeth ... __________________

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Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Someone needs to be transfered from the submarine business to the comedy stage:rotfl:. __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper.

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Lt. Staumeier Loader Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sweden Posts: 85 Downloads: 27 Uploads: 0	Or practice some anger-management chuckle __________________ "Shoot at everything that moves. If it doesn't move, shoot it anyway, it might move later."

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P_Funk Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Canada, eh? Posts: 2,537 Downloads: 129 Uploads: 0	Maybe he needs to re-evaluate his marriage if he is so desperate to relocate from the suburbs to the Pacific Theatre.:p __________________

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Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,385 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	I happen to know a good dentist....

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Immacolata Grey Wolf Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 798 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Hope its not YOUR ex ^^ __________________ "The power of the executive to cast a man into prison without formulating any charge known to the law, and particularly to deny him the judgment of his peers, is in the highest degree odious, and the foundation of all totalitarian government whether Nazi or Communist." - W. Churchill