What does your wife do that upsets you most?

leeclose · 03-15-07, 07:58 PM

what ever you dont get one unless shes into WW2 sub games and can cook really well and doesnt mind you swearing a LOT

Captain Norman · 03-15-07, 07:59 PM

well one day when I have a wife, ill ask for her to call me Herr Kaleun, then ill feel like the best captain of em all

TarJak · 03-15-07, 09:49 PM

Mine started looking at me funny when I turned on the red light for night vision for the first time.

livewire68 · 03-15-07, 10:02 PM

When mine will starts asking all kind of question from over my shoulder, then I know it's time for me to "return to port!!"

But she does give me plenty of patrol time on weekends!!

Rykaird · 03-15-07, 10:10 PM

My wife brings me grilled cheese sandwiches and cocoa while I play, so no issues.

Heck, we have a pet bunny (he's house trained, and roams at will) and he loves it when I play on the PC, because he likes to sleep on my feet, which keeps them warm.

Life is good - nice wife, friendly bunny, warm feet. Bring on SHIV.

High Voltage · 03-15-07, 11:07 PM

Mutiny on U-133!!!

She has assumed command and has me confined to the stern torpedo compartment. Invoking section III, paragraph 3.4 of the Kriegsmarine Marriage Code, she ordered me relieved of my duties for failing to, quote, "Keep the torpedo well-lubed and nestled in it's proper compartment". She often requested for the Kapitan to "flood tube one", but distractions kept me from fulfilling my duties.
I hang my head in shame..

leeclose · 03-16-07, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rykaird

My wife brings me grilled cheese sandwiches and cocoa while I play, so no issues.

Heck, we have a pet bunny (he's house trained, and roams at will) and he loves it when I play on the PC, because he likes to sleep on my feet, which keeps them warm.

Life is good - nice wife, friendly bunny, warm feet. Bring on SHIV.

Hey Rykaird my wifes the same and my oldest cat sits on my lap and watches when my scope goes up and down and when i fire a torp she follows it im sure my cat used to be a u-boat skipper in a past life

Sailor Steve · 03-16-07, 11:13 AM

My wife divorced me so long ago some of you younger guys weren't even born yet.

I figure once was enough.

Schultzy · 03-16-07, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

Mine started looking at me funny when I turned on the red light for night vision for the first time.

Mine actually bought me some red light bulbs as a surprise present when I first got SH3. (How did she know!?!) What a girl!

03-16-07, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schultzy

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

Mine started looking at me funny when I turned on the red light for night vision for the first time.

Mine actually bought me some red light bulbs as a surprise present when I first got SH3. (How did she know!?!) What a girl!

Give her an Iron Cross!!!

View Poll Results: What does your wife do that upsets you most?
Starts talking when you are counting rpm on the hydrophone	1	1.69%
Presses P for "pause" to talk to you when you are shelling a merch	3	5.08%
Just can't tell you the keel depth of all merchants at any wheather condition	3	5.08%
Doesn't seem to understand the importance of a computer game for one's well being	29	49.15%
Refuses to address you as Herr Kaleun	23	38.98%
Voters: 59. You may not vote on this poll

03-15-07, 07:58 PM	#1
leeclose Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 879 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	what ever you dont get one unless shes into WW2 sub games and can cook really well and doesnt mind you swearing a LOT __________________ “There are only two kinds of naval vessels - submarines, and targets.” Uber-Boot Dev Team

03-15-07, 07:59 PM	#2
Captain Norman Medic Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 161 Downloads: 16 Uploads: 0	well one day when I have a wife, ill ask for her to call me Herr Kaleun, then ill feel like the best captain of em all __________________ Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

03-15-07, 11:07 PM	#6
High Voltage Chief Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: U-33. Depth Charges...sinking.. Posts: 325 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Mutiny on U-133!!! She has assumed command and has me confined to the stern torpedo compartment. Invoking section III, paragraph 3.4 of the Kriegsmarine Marriage Code, she ordered me relieved of my duties for failing to, quote, "Keep the torpedo well-lubed and nestled in it's proper compartment". She often requested for the Kapitan to "flood tube one", but distractions kept me from fulfilling my duties. I hang my head in shame.. __________________ The new-moon night is black as ink. Off Hatteras the tankers sink. While sadly Roosevelt counts the score-- Some fifty thousand tons--by MOHR

03-16-07, 11:13 AM	#8
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	My wife divorced me so long ago some of you younger guys weren't even born yet. I figure once was enough. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

03-15-07, 09:49 PM	#3
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Mine started looking at me funny when I turned on the red light for night vision for the first time.

03-15-07, 10:02 PM	#4
livewire68 Watch Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Chattanooga, TN Posts: 26 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	When mine will starts asking all kind of question from over my shoulder, then I know it's time for me to "return to port!!" But she does give me plenty of patrol time on weekends!!

03-15-07, 10:10 PM	#5
Rykaird Weps Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 356 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	My wife brings me grilled cheese sandwiches and cocoa while I play, so no issues. Heck, we have a pet bunny (he's house trained, and roams at will) and he loves it when I play on the PC, because he likes to sleep on my feet, which keeps them warm. Life is good - nice wife, friendly bunny, warm feet. Bring on SHIV.