Things you've said-yelled while playing SHIII - Page 7

Khourieat · 03-08-07, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aimbot

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khourieat

When I'm being pinged I'm really silent and just stare at the screen, maybe that helps evade them

I once carried out half a conversation with my roomate in a whisper because I was in silent running. When he finally asked what I was on I replied "Oh, ****, sorry about that. Two destroyers."

It helps I tell you!!

leeclose · 03-08-07, 01:31 PM

Step slowly away from the PC and put the mouse down Khourieat

g8rk0k · 03-08-07, 02:27 PM

A couple of patrols ago (May, 1943) I was infiltrating the Irish strait where I like to lay in wait for passing ships. I usually go up west of Ireland and come in from the North. The waters approaching the strait are often shallow (and a bad place to run into destroyers with advanced sonar) so I take no chances and stay submerged, giving warships a huge birth as I detect them with hydrophone. Whenever I do this I have to surface at least once to resupply O2 and to charge batteries, for this I usually park my boat in one of the inlets on the North coast of Ireland.

When I had a full charge I headed back out when the wind picked up to 15 m/s and I only had about 10 meters of clearance surfaced (to make matters worse, dawn was breaking) so I put it to the wall and headed for deeper water when about a million planes showed up.

I knew if I dived I would be tossed up and down by the waves and my hull would be beaten continuously on the bottom (I have the seasonal double wave height enabled) so I set my men to their guns and started to weave. Plane after plane went down and bombs were falling all over the place

"This is It!", "My moment has finally come!", "Rotten f-n bastards finally got me! after 33 patrols!", "If I die now, I swear It'll be for real because I'll shoot myself!". I really embarrassed myself. I try to not get excited at games when I have friends around, as I did the other day when this happened. I really can't help yelling at the thing or slamming my mouse against the desk repeatedly.

Anyway, when I was hit in the bow by a bomb but survived with 56% I finally decided that it was a 100% certainty that I would die if I stayed surfaced so I went to periscope depth and turned 80 degrees to starboard, staying flank speed all the while. I never hit bottom once!

I made it to deep water, crept my way to the 15km gap between Ireland and England and sunk 6 or so ships and crept back out. I decided to just surface while traveling when I needed rather than risk the extreme shallows again - praying I wouldn't meet a destroyer head to head.

On my way south past Ireland I was attacked by a b-24 and hit astern. At 11% I was afraid to go as far as periscope depth. I knew I was dead. The next air attack would finish me so I chickened out and warped back to Brest by ending mission.

Khourieat · 03-08-07, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by leeclose

Step slowly away from the PC and put the mouse down Khourieat

:rotfl:

I'm actually taking a short break from SH3 and playing Heroes of M&M 5. Last weekend when I ran into a 14 ship convoy guarded by a single V&W escort, I sank 11 of the ships (the escort and 10 merchants, the last 4 were neutral idiots...) and then found myself thinking about how amazing the whole thing was for the WHOLE day...

At that point I thought I was getting a little too obsessed with it and thought it was time for a break

It WAS pretty damn cool though

Crazy Ian · 03-08-07, 05:48 PM

About an hour back I had to yell "JUSTICE!" after a Hurricane misjudged it's angle of attack, and while banking round for another pass slammed into the sea....

Oh how I chuckled...

leeclose · 03-08-07, 06:05 PM

hurr dont talk to me about bloody planes i must have the most useless flak gunners in the fleet mcuh swearing going on at my house

Corsair · 03-08-07, 06:09 PM

Best weapons against aircraft are dive planes...

mr chris · 03-08-07, 06:11 PM

Well what i have found my self shouting more and more of late is
ALARM!!!!!!!!

Followed very quickly by

VERDAMMT

Mush Martin · 03-08-07, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by reallydedpoet

Lots of F-bombs

Need we remind you there are small children in the living room.

leeclose · 03-08-07, 07:57 PM

My fav saying is this:Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam AKA Today is a good day to die.

Biggles · 03-09-07, 07:06 AM

Forgot one:

Du gillar det här,eller hur?
Translation: You like this, don't you? (to my computer, it won't get sicker than that:rotfl: )

leeclose · 03-09-07, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggles

Forgot one:

Du gillar det här,eller hur?
Translation: You like this, don't you? (to my computer, it won't get sicker than that:rotfl: )

Oh i gota remmber that one

Baracuda · 03-09-07, 04:13 PM

AAAHHHHHHHHHH HOW DID THAT MISS U

*********G R*T**D

USUALLY CAUSED BY DUDS AND REALLY NARROW MISSES

Siegeswimpel · 03-10-07, 12:34 AM

I put so much into this game, i can usually stay alive- so not too much bad language, but my favourite line, i nicked from Wazoo's Manual Charting & Targeting Tutorial ; http://www.paulwasserman.net/SHIII/#...ibration%20(FA)

just after torpedo impact, i chime in with; "unt now Englander, it really is a long vay to Tipperary!"

danurve · 03-10-07, 01:56 AM

"Don't ******* up, don't ******* up"

03-08-07, 01:31 PM	#92
leeclose Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 879 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Step slowly away from the PC and put the mouse down Khourieat __________________ “There are only two kinds of naval vessels - submarines, and targets.” Uber-Boot Dev Team

03-08-07, 05:48 PM	#95
Crazy Ian Torpedoman Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: UK Posts: 115 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	About an hour back I had to yell "JUSTICE!" after a Hurricane misjudged it's angle of attack, and while banking round for another pass slammed into the sea.... Oh how I chuckled... __________________ Make tubes 1 and 4 ready in all respects...

03-08-07, 06:05 PM	#96
leeclose Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 879 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	hurr dont talk to me about bloody planes i must have the most useless flak gunners in the fleet mcuh swearing going on at my house __________________ “There are only two kinds of naval vessels - submarines, and targets.” Uber-Boot Dev Team

03-08-07, 06:09 PM	#97
Corsair Ace of the Deep Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Toulouse France Posts: 1,140 Downloads: 51 Uploads: 0	Best weapons against aircraft are dive planes... __________________ NYGM 3.4A / Living SH3 V5.1 + SH3 Commander

03-08-07, 06:11 PM	#98
mr chris Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Herefordshire, England Posts: 3,562 Downloads: 216 Uploads: 0	Well what i have found my self shouting more and more of late is ALARM!!!!!!!! Followed very quickly by VERDAMMT __________________

03-08-07, 02:27 PM	#93
g8rk0k Watch Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 21 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	A couple of patrols ago (May, 1943) I was infiltrating the Irish strait where I like to lay in wait for passing ships. I usually go up west of Ireland and come in from the North. The waters approaching the strait are often shallow (and a bad place to run into destroyers with advanced sonar) so I take no chances and stay submerged, giving warships a huge birth as I detect them with hydrophone. Whenever I do this I have to surface at least once to resupply O2 and to charge batteries, for this I usually park my boat in one of the inlets on the North coast of Ireland. When I had a full charge I headed back out when the wind picked up to 15 m/s and I only had about 10 meters of clearance surfaced (to make matters worse, dawn was breaking) so I put it to the wall and headed for deeper water when about a million planes showed up. I knew if I dived I would be tossed up and down by the waves and my hull would be beaten continuously on the bottom (I have the seasonal double wave height enabled) so I set my men to their guns and started to weave. Plane after plane went down and bombs were falling all over the place "This is It!", "My moment has finally come!", "Rotten f-n bastards finally got me! after 33 patrols!", "If I die now, I swear It'll be for real because I'll shoot myself!". I really embarrassed myself. I try to not get excited at games when I have friends around, as I did the other day when this happened. I really can't help yelling at the thing or slamming my mouse against the desk repeatedly. Anyway, when I was hit in the bow by a bomb but survived with 56% I finally decided that it was a 100% certainty that I would die if I stayed surfaced so I went to periscope depth and turned 80 degrees to starboard, staying flank speed all the while. I never hit bottom once! I made it to deep water, crept my way to the 15km gap between Ireland and England and sunk 6 or so ships and crept back out. I decided to just surface while traveling when I needed rather than risk the extreme shallows again - praying I wouldn't meet a destroyer head to head. On my way south past Ireland I was attacked by a b-24 and hit astern. At 11% I was afraid to go as far as periscope depth. I knew I was dead. The next air attack would finish me so I chickened out and warped back to Brest by ending mission.

03-08-07, 07:57 PM	#100
leeclose Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 879 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	My fav saying is this:Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam AKA Today is a good day to die. __________________ “There are only two kinds of naval vessels - submarines, and targets.” Uber-Boot Dev Team

03-09-07, 07:06 AM	#101
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Forgot one: Du gillar det här,eller hur? Translation: You like this, don't you? (to my computer, it won't get sicker than that:rotfl: ) __________________

03-09-07, 04:13 PM	#103
Baracuda Watch Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	AAAHHHHHHHHHH HOW DID THAT MISS U ********G RT**D USUALLY CAUSED BY DUDS AND REALLY NARROW MISSES

03-10-07, 12:34 AM	#104
Siegeswimpel Watch Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: U.K. Midlands. Posts: 24 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	verbals I put so much into this game, i can usually stay alive- so not too much bad language, but my favourite line, i nicked from Wazoo's Manual Charting & Targeting Tutorial ; http://www.paulwasserman.net/SHIII/#...ibration%20(FA) just after torpedo impact, i chime in with; "unt now Englander, it really is a long vay to Tipperary!" Last edited by Siegeswimpel; 03-10-07 at 06:57 AM.

03-10-07, 01:56 AM	#105
danurve The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 1,481 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 3	"Don't ***** up, don't ***** up" __________________