Swiss invade Liechtenstein

bookworm_020 · 03-04-07, 06:54 PM

Invade the Swiss???

I Don't like their clocks, I have enough cheese, and all their gold isn't their's!!!

baggygreen · 03-04-07, 08:58 PM

but i dun wanna mess with their knives.. they're cool. lets leave the knifemakers alone!

Mush Martin · 03-05-07, 12:38 AM

Lichenstein should kick their A$$e$.

then we could ski while peacekeeping in the alps.:hmm:

Bertgang · 03-05-07, 05:15 PM

I subsribe as volounteer for said pacekeeping mission.
Nice way for safe glory and pleasant skiing.

ASWnut101 · 03-05-07, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mush Martin

Lichenstein should kick their A$$e$.

Um, with exactly what?:hmm:

Ishmael · 03-05-07, 05:34 PM

I am reminded of a story I heard about a cocktail party in Geneva in 1941 where the German military attache to Switzerland was talking to the commanding general of the Swiss general staff.

Attache:"General, did you know that our Wermacht forces on your border outnumber the Swiss army by 4-to-1? What would you do if we invaded?"

General:"Every Swiss soldier would fire four rounds."

Sailor Steve · 03-05-07, 06:14 PM

And don't forget the classic book and movie The Mouse That Roared. A tiny middle-European country saves its economy by declaring war on the United States and then surrendering as soon as the troops arrive. It's very post-WW2 and everyone knows how well we treat our defeated enemies.

baggygreen · 03-05-07, 07:35 PM

im gonna have to look into the steve

03-04-07, 06:54 PM	#1
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Invade the Swiss??? I Don't like their clocks, I have enough cheese, and all their gold isn't their's!!! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

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Mush Martin Eternal Patrol Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,398 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Lichenstein should kick their A$$e$. then we could ski while peacekeeping in the alps.:hmm: __________________ RIP Mush Tutorial

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	And don't forget the classic book and movie The Mouse That Roared. A tiny middle-European country saves its economy by declaring war on the United States and then surrendering as soon as the troops arrive. It's very post-WW2 and everyone knows how well we treat our defeated enemies. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

03-04-07, 08:58 PM	#2
baggygreen Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canberra, ACT, Down Under (really On Top) Posts: 1,880 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	but i dun wanna mess with their knives.. they're cool. lets leave the knifemakers alone!

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Bertgang Sparky Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Italy Posts: 158 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I subsribe as volounteer for said pacekeeping mission. Nice way for safe glory and pleasant skiing.

03-05-07, 05:34 PM	#6
Ishmael Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Morro Bay, Ca. Posts: 659 Downloads: 79 Uploads: 0	I am reminded of a story I heard about a cocktail party in Geneva in 1941 where the German military attache to Switzerland was talking to the commanding general of the Swiss general staff. Attache:"General, did you know that our Wermacht forces on your border outnumber the Swiss army by 4-to-1? What would you do if we invaded?" General:"Every Swiss soldier would fire four rounds."

03-05-07, 07:35 PM	#8
baggygreen Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canberra, ACT, Down Under (really On Top) Posts: 1,880 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	im gonna have to look into the steve