Bird Flu in the UK

STEED · 02-03-07, 07:25 AM

Shock, Horror, panic stations it's red alert on the other hand so what. It was bound to happen sooner or later.

H5N1 bird flu confirmed in Suffolk

bigboywooly · 02-03-07, 09:27 AM

Wont be so bootifull up there now
Still , had to happen to a Bernard

Oberon · 02-03-07, 09:32 AM

Heh, they're Bernard Matthews turkeys, they're probably better off dead than being used as baseballs. It's just annoying that they often don't bother to check if they're dead before they bury or burn them.

Typical it had to happen up here too....honestly, we spend years and years out of the mainstream news, then get a serial killer and a bird flu outbreak within months of each other.

STEED · 02-03-07, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Typical it had to happen up here too....honestly, we spend years and years out of the mainstream news, then get a serial killer and a bird flu outbreak within months of each other.

Coming soon too Oberon's area

The English Civil war starts again
A direct hit by a very small asteroid
An outbreak of public nudity due to water contamination
Kap drives a deadly cargo of rubbish though your area and........(Well we got too have a Cliff hanger, right? )

danlisa · 02-03-07, 11:12 AM

I always knew that our women where a bit 'off'.

Couldn't help it.

Letum · 02-03-07, 11:18 AM

Bird Flu

Like normal flu, but it kills less people.

TteFAboB · 02-03-07, 01:08 PM

It killed the link. I can't open the page.

Ahh! It must've contaminated STEED's computer! Which means it contaminated all of you!

GET AWAY FROM ME!

HELP!

THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING! MOMMY!!!

STEED · 02-03-07, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TteFAboB

It killed the link. I can't open the page.

Ahh! It must've contaminated STEED's computer! Which means it contaminated all of you!

GET AWAY FROM ME!

HELP!

THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING! MOMMY!!!

TOO LATE, RUN FOR THE HILLS. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Oberon · 02-03-07, 02:19 PM

NEWS FLASH!!

The first workers from the Bernard Matthews turkey farm in Holton, Suffolk have emerged, we got a statement from the lead worker.
He said "Braaaaaaaaaaaainsssssssssss." and then tried to eat our cameraman, who suffered cuts to his hands and arms before we were able to leave the area which is now cordoned off by police. Fortunately our cameraman seems to be fully recovered from his experience, despite acting somewhat strangely. Police have said that tghdfdjsdshaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssss....

BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!

Tchocky · 02-03-07, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Letum

Bird Flu

Like normal flu, but it kills less people.

Excellent work

XabbaRus · 02-03-07, 04:28 PM

So can we trust the cabinet will be in that cull too?

STEED · 02-03-07, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by XabbaRus

So can we trust the cabinet will be in that cull too?

Konovalov · 02-04-07, 04:55 AM

Bird flu. Run for the hills.

The Avon Lady · 02-04-07, 06:32 AM

Tough choices in the UK: bird flu or the newest rendition of mad cow disease.

Letum · 02-04-07, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

Tough choices in the UK: bird flu or the newest rendition of mad cow disease.

Hey! for all we know it works!

However I do wonder how some one found out that it works......

02-03-07, 07:25 AM	#1
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Bird Flu in the UK Shock, Horror, panic stations it's red alert on the other hand so what. It was bound to happen sooner or later. H5N1 bird flu confirmed in Suffolk __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

02-03-07, 09:27 AM	#2
bigboywooly Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Swindon, England Posts: 10,151 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 0	Wont be so bootifull up there now Still , had to happen to a Bernard __________________ My mediafire page http://www.mediafire.com/?11eoq19bq9r41

02-03-07, 11:12 AM	#5
danlisa Navy Seal Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Cornwall, UK Posts: 5,499 Downloads: 45 Uploads: 1	I always knew that our women where a bit 'off'. Couldn't help it. __________________

02-03-07, 11:18 AM	#6
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Bird Flu Like normal flu, but it kills less people. __________________

02-03-07, 01:08 PM	#7
TteFAboB Admiral Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,247 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	It killed the link. I can't open the page. Ahh! It must've contaminated STEED's computer! Which means it contaminated all of you! GET AWAY FROM ME! HELP! THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING! MOMMY!!! __________________ "Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand

02-03-07, 09:32 AM	#3
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Heh, they're Bernard Matthews turkeys, they're probably better off dead than being used as baseballs. It's just annoying that they often don't bother to check if they're dead before they bury or burn them. Typical it had to happen up here too....honestly, we spend years and years out of the mainstream news, then get a serial killer and a bird flu outbreak within months of each other.

02-03-07, 02:19 PM	#9
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	NEWS FLASH!! The first workers from the Bernard Matthews turkey farm in Holton, Suffolk have emerged, we got a statement from the lead worker. He said "Braaaaaaaaaaaainsssssssssss." and then tried to eat our cameraman, who suffered cuts to his hands and arms before we were able to leave the area which is now cordoned off by police. Fortunately our cameraman seems to be fully recovered from his experience, despite acting somewhat strangely. Police have said that tghdfdjsdshaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssss.... BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!

02-03-07, 04:28 PM	#11
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	So can we trust the cabinet will be in that cull too? __________________

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Konovalov Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: High Wycombe, Bucks, UK Posts: 2,811 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	Bird flu. Run for the hills. __________________ "In a Christian context, sexuality is traditionally seen as a consequence of the Fall, but for Muslims, it is an anticipation of paradise. So I can say, I think, that I was validly converted to Islam by a teenage French Jewish nudist." Sheikh Abdul-Hakim Murad (Timothy Winter)

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The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Tough choices in the UK: bird flu or the newest rendition of mad cow disease. __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974