The Type IX mystique... - Page 2

Mush Martin · 01-31-07, 10:36 AM

Im for any spouse that supports sh3 (spouse version 1.0)
my wife figures that it aint that bad
if you turn your back on me and turn off the lights
I sneek home to computer
she figures that thats way better than any other choice
of extramarital activities.
MM

gamers2000 · 01-31-07, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Ducimus

Damn im slow today, that pun totally went over my head - at an altitude of 50,000 feet at mach 3+

FL500? You're way too high dude.

gamers2000 · 01-31-07, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by mooncatt

:rotfl: nice. or the :rotfl: "tubes opening" phrase

Tell me bout it. I'm a seme...I mean,seaman.

AVGWarhawk · 01-31-07, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Puster Bill

I decided to see what all this fuss about the Type IX is all about, so I dutifully applied for a transfer to the 2nd Flotilla in Lorient. I didn't have *QUITE* enough renown for a IXB, so I had to make two more patrols in my trusty VIIB (this is late 1940/early 1941).

So, finally I had enough renown, and got myself a IXB. While I was out on my first patrol, my wife came in the room, and said "You're always on that computer. Who do you think you are?"

So I said "I'm Hardegen".

She said "I've got a headache", and left...

That is just a hoot man! Good luck with your real first mate! If I said 'I'm Topp' to my wife after a question like that she would shoot me:rotfl:then ask who is Topp? Oh well, she says get off the computer and I say fine going to the bar then she says go ahead and play your game

. She loves me anyway

I guess I will keep her another 12 years

. Besides, I need my laundry done after a 10 week patrol in the same duds

Kruger · 01-31-07, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Gezoes

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Originally Posted by Kruger

Well....I was just plottin' my course

to flank and outrun two lonely merchants...I was on the bridge, with my cigarette

...just anticipating the attack. In the meantime, my girlfriend was just leaving her bunk. In the exact moment that I was taking a final bearing and ordering a PD, my living room zentrale hatch opens...I look at her and feel lile ordering "Aft Johan !!!!!" but she says first :Are you retarded or something ?

You've been playing this for five hours" I press escape and say " But honey...this is history

" She says. "Well...keep playing history with me, and you'll get real history "

Scheisse

Give her a DVD of Sex in the City, watch it with her for a while, she will eventually allow you to play because she knows you would rather do that. Why? Because she would rather be watching and sobbing alone too.

Make up in bed after a small patrol. Replace DVD's for anything she really likes herself from time to time.

Excelent piece of advice. I also showed her that a respectable kaleun also knows a bit or two about plotting his course...uhm...in bed, so I've got myself a whole week of huntin' the British convoys

))

Omg...I hope your wives and gfriends do not read my post

baggygreen · 01-31-07, 07:34 PM

Mine is a little different, its usually I who have to say 'not tonight dear, I've a headache'.

Having said that, as long as i devote time to her and her alone, shes happy enough to let me play - i've nearly convinced her to sign up at WaW as well! To her, me playing my 'bloody nerd games' is a lot better than playing the field down at the local club!

ans mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, type IX........

Mush Martin · 02-01-07, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Kruger

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Originally Posted by Gezoes

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Originally Posted by Kruger

Well....I was just plottin' my course

to flank and outrun two lonely merchants...I was on the bridge, with my cigarette

...just anticipating the attack. In the meantime, my girlfriend was just leaving her bunk. In the exact moment that I was taking a final bearing and ordering a PD, my living room zentrale hatch opens...I look at her and feel lile ordering "Aft Johan !!!!!" but she says first :Are you retarded or something ?

You've been playing this for five hours" I press escape and say " But honey...this is history

" She says. "Well...keep playing history with me, and you'll get real history "

Scheisse

Give her a DVD of Sex in the City, watch it with her for a while, she will eventually allow you to play because she knows you would rather do that. Why? Because she would rather be watching and sobbing alone too.

Make up in bed after a small patrol. Replace DVD's for anything she really likes herself from time to time.

Excelent piece of advice. I also showed her that a respectable kaleun also knows a bit or two about plotting his course...uhm...in bed, so I've got myself a whole week of huntin' the British convoys

))

Omg...I hope your wives and gfriends do not read my post

Kurt Jurgens " ahhh Think of Heini the capitan he would look throug the periscope and aim the ship and he would do the math in his head, and then
he would say torpedos los heinie and sometimes the torpedo you know would not even leave the tube."
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
MM

01-31-07, 10:36 AM	#16
Mush Martin Eternal Patrol Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,398 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	as for my part Im for any spouse that supports sh3 (spouse version 1.0) my wife figures that it aint that bad if you turn your back on me and turn off the lights I sneek home to computer she figures that thats way better than any other choice of extramarital activities. MM __________________ RIP Mush Tutorial

01-31-07, 07:34 PM	#21
baggygreen Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canberra, ACT, Down Under (really On Top) Posts: 1,880 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	Mine is a little different, its usually I who have to say 'not tonight dear, I've a headache'. Having said that, as long as i devote time to her and her alone, shes happy enough to let me play - i've nearly convinced her to sign up at WaW as well! To her, me playing my 'bloody nerd games' is a lot better than playing the field down at the local club! ans mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, type IX........