Torpedoing a schooner

Iron Budokan · 01-08-07, 02:36 PM

I like sailboats. I also drink wine. I also eat cheese someitmes when I drink wine. And I have a .38 Smith & Wesson with a carry permit. So I would be careful with the stereotypes if I were you.

Pumbaa · 01-08-07, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Iron Budokan

I like sailboats. I also drink wine. I also eat cheese someitmes when I drink wine. And I have a .38 Smith & Wesson with a carry permit. So I would be careful with the stereotypes if I were you.

real drinkers carry a .45 and pee on carry permits

horrgakx · 01-08-07, 05:28 PM

Here's Teho's picture again but ... erm... lighter. And crucially, not on BLOODY IMAGESHACK!!!!!

Safe-Keeper · 01-08-07, 05:33 PM

The physics of the game are simply hilarious when it comes to small vessels.

Launch the editor, put a cluster of docked MTBs together, and then fire a torpedo into their midst in-game.

Dinsdale: Blimey, skipper--
Skipper: Now what, Dinsdale?
Dinsdale: It's raining Vospers.
Captain: DINSDA-A-A-A [hit by descending MTB] --Umph!

Come to think of it: Blown 50 metres into the air by the blast of a destroyer exploding, lands upside-down in the water, rights itself, and keeps going.

azn_132 · 01-08-07, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

The physics of the game are simply hilarious when it comes to small vessels.

Launch the editor, put a cluster of docked MTBs together, and then fire a torpedo into their midst in-game.

Dinsdale: Blimey, skipper--
Skipper: Now what, Dinsdale?
Dinsdale: It's raining Vospers.
Captain: DINSDA-A-A-A [hit by descending MTB] --Umph!

Come to think of it: Blown 50 metres into the air by the blast of a destroyer exploding, lands upside-down in the water, rights itself, and keeps going.

:rotfl: :rotfl: I love that do a movie again!! This time wit the sailboat.

bookworm_020 · 01-08-07, 06:21 PM

I can see Chicken Little already

"The schooner is falling!"

"The schooner is falling"

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

stabiz · 01-08-07, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Iron Budokan

I like sailboats. I also drink wine. I also eat cheese someitmes when I drink wine. And I have a .38 Smith & Wesson with a carry permit. So I would be careful with the stereotypes if I were you.

:rotfl:Ace!

_Seth_ · 01-08-07, 06:29 PM

I used to sail...Small dinghys, that is... I drink wine, but i also drink beer, cognac, whiskey, Gin (actually quite good, that stuff), tequila, water, coffee, tea..... I do also eat food. I dont care about the gun-thingy, but i know i can hit an apple at 300 meters..

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Serious; I have respect for those who are into sailing, There is something about travelling on natures premises, without the use of an engine.. Hey, even "der Alte" in "Das boot" liked sailing ships!!

mookiemookie · 01-08-07, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by _Seth_

Hey, even "der Alte" in "Das boot" liked sailing ships!!

Officers and Kaleuns pretty much had to like sailing boats, or at least have had some exposure to them. In the years before the war, German Seekadetts spent time on a sailing ship as part of their training before graduating the Naval Academy.

(This Sailor Steve historical fact brought to you by the 2nd glass of Merlot I've had this evening.

)

_Seth_ · 01-08-07, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

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Originally Posted by _Seth_

Hey, even "der Alte" in "Das boot" liked sailing ships!!

Officers and Kaleuns pretty much had to like sailing boats, or at least have had some exposure to them. In the years before the war, German Seekadetts spent time on a sailing ship as part of their training before graduating the Naval Academy.

(This Sailor Steve historical fact brought to you by the 2nd glass of Merlot I've had this evening.

)

Cool! Thanx for the info, mate!

Cheers!

bigboywooly · 01-08-07, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by _Seth_

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

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Originally Posted by _Seth_

Hey, even "der Alte" in "Das boot" liked sailing ships!!

Officers and Kaleuns pretty much had to like sailing boats, or at least have had some exposure to them. In the years before the war, German Seekadetts spent time on a sailing ship as part of their training before graduating the Naval Academy.

(This Sailor Steve historical fact brought to you by the 2nd glass of Merlot I've had this evening.

)

Cool! Thanx for the info, mate!

Cheers!

Heres one of them

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_..._(sailing_ship)

_Seth_ · 01-08-07, 07:51 PM

Cool BBW!Thanx!!!! She is truly a beauty!!

PS: The link you gave needed some fiddeling before i could get to the page...
Here is the direct link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_...ailing_ship%29

01-08-07, 02:36 PM	#1
Iron Budokan Sea Lord Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,778 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	I like sailboats. I also drink wine. I also eat cheese someitmes when I drink wine. And I have a .38 Smith & Wesson with a carry permit. So I would be careful with the stereotypes if I were you. __________________ "You will take on England wherever you find her ships, and you will break her power at sea." --Iron Coffins, Herbert A. Werner http://kennethmarkhoover.com

01-08-07, 05:33 PM	#4
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	The physics of the game are simply hilarious when it comes to small vessels. Launch the editor, put a cluster of docked MTBs together, and then fire a torpedo into their midst in-game. Dinsdale: Blimey, skipper-- Skipper: Now what, Dinsdale? Dinsdale: It's raining Vospers. Captain: DINSDA-A-A-A [hit by descending MTB] --Umph! Come to think of it: Blown 50 metres into the air by the blast of a destroyer exploding, lands upside-down in the water, rights itself, and keeps going. __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper.

01-08-07, 06:21 PM	#6
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I can see Chicken Little already "The schooner is falling!" "The schooner is falling" :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

01-08-07, 06:29 PM	#8
_Seth_ Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In Tromsoe, @Tirpitz' final resting place.. Posts: 3,277 Downloads: 94 Uploads: 0	I used to sail...Small dinghys, that is... I drink wine, but i also drink beer, cognac, whiskey, Gin (actually quite good, that stuff), tequila, water, coffee, tea..... I do also eat food. I dont care about the gun-thingy, but i know i can hit an apple at 300 meters.. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Serious; I have respect for those who are into sailing, There is something about travelling on natures premises, without the use of an engine.. Hey, even "der Alte" in "Das boot" liked sailing ships!! __________________

01-08-07, 07:51 PM	#12
_Seth_ Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In Tromsoe, @Tirpitz' final resting place.. Posts: 3,277 Downloads: 94 Uploads: 0	Cool BBW!Thanx!!!! She is truly a beauty!! PS: The link you gave needed some fiddeling before i could get to the page... Here is the direct link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_...ailing_ship%29 __________________

01-08-07, 05:28 PM	#3
horrgakx Ensign Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 230 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Here's Teho's picture again but ... erm... lighter. And crucially, not on BLOODY IMAGESHACK!!!!!