On the bad taste scale OJ Simpson rates a perfect 10 - Page 2

kiwi_2005 · 11-18-06, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Torplexed

I guess there's nothing to do but wait for Michael Jackson to hawk his book: "If I did touch them here's how I did it!"

Peter Pan: The untold story. R18. by Micheal Jackson

d@rk51d3 · 11-18-06, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

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Originally Posted by Torplexed

I guess there's nothing to do but wait for Michael Jackson to hawk his book: "If I did touch them here's how I did it!"

Peter Pan: The untold story. R18. by Micheal Jackson

"Peter Pan" pretty much sums up my opinion of MJ. He's a little boy that never grew up.

kiwi_2005 · 11-19-06, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by d@rk51d3

"Peter Pan" pretty much sums up my opinion of MJ. He's a little boy that never grew up.

Interviewer: So Mr Jackson you claim your pet chimp bubbles is a fantastic nose surgen?

d@rk51d3 · 11-19-06, 07:09 AM

Yeah, he really nose his business........:rotfl:

Sorry - signing out.

Sailor Steve · 11-19-06, 06:14 PM

I didn't want to do it, but ya made me:

Q: How do you know it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: What did Michael Jackson say after his aquittal?
A: Gosh, I feel like a kid again!

America is the greatest country in the world! Where else can a young black man grow up to be an old white woman?

bookworm_020 · 11-19-06, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by waste gate

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He was aquitted, which means he can never be tried for this crime again (double jeapordy). He could write a book and declare he did it, wouldn't make any difference now.

Correct, but the Feds have a great civil rights case to bring against OJ if he ever admitted to the crime. Murder is the ultimate denial of a persons civil rights.

Could he be charged with perjury for lying under oath???

11-19-06, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020

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Originally Posted by waste gate

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He was aquitted, which means he can never be tried for this crime again (double jeapordy). He could write a book and declare he did it, wouldn't make any difference now.

Correct, but the Feds have a great civil rights case to bring against OJ if he ever admitted to the crime. Murder is the ultimate denial of a persons civil rights.

Could he be charged with perjury for lying under oath???

No. OJ never took the stand, was never sworn, and didn't perjure himself.

kiwi_2005 · 11-19-06, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

America is the greatest country in the world! Where else can a young black man grow up to be an old white woman?

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seriously does the man really have a skin condition or is this some feeble excuse. He looks like a doll from mars left by the last alien civilzation!

11-19-06, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

America is the greatest country in the world! Where else can a young black man grow up to be an old white woman?

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seriously does the man really have a skin condition or is this some feeble excuse. He looks like a doll from mars left by the last alien civilzation!

he's just a freak.

Konovalov · 11-20-06, 05:04 AM

I never would have knew that this thread would have got onto Wacko Jacko but then again, may be OJ and Michael are one and the same? :hmm:

Sailor Steve · 11-20-06, 12:21 PM

In the pilot for The Dead Zone TV series, Johnny (Anthony Michael Hall) is learning how to re-use his legs after six years in a coma, and his physical therapist Bruce (John L. Adams) is bringing him up to date on what he's missed.

Bruce: "The baddest golfer alive is a brother, and the biggest star on television is Regis Philbin."
Johnny: "Come on! I've been in a coma; I'm not brain-dead!"
Bruce: "Oh, you don't know about OJ."
Johnny: "Let me guess: ambassador to the United Nations?"
Bruce: "Umm...not exactly."

Payoff · 11-20-06, 03:43 PM

How about the new song by Michael Jackson and Elton John. . . "Dont let your son go down on me "

Sorry, couldnt resist.

The Avon Lady · 11-20-06, 11:49 PM

Good news!

d@rk51d3 · 11-21-06, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Payoff

How about the new song by Michael Jackson and Elton John. . . "Dont let your son go down on me "

Sorry, couldnt resist.

Don't forget: "I'm forever blowing bubbles"

Konovalov · 11-21-06, 04:40 AM

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Good news!

Yes.

Murdoch saw just how big a PR disaster that this would be for his businesses Fox TV Network and book publishing companies. I would be surprised if someone isn't fired for allowing this to get as far as it did. For Judith Regan I would say that it is game over. That woman is now damaged goods.

11-19-06, 06:14 PM	#20
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I didn't want to do it, but ya made me: Q: How do you know it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: When the big hand touches the little hand. Q: What did Michael Jackson say after his aquittal? A: Gosh, I feel like a kid again! America is the greatest country in the world! Where else can a young black man grow up to be an old white woman? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

11-20-06, 05:04 AM	#25
Konovalov Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: High Wycombe, Bucks, UK Posts: 2,811 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	I never would have knew that this thread would have got onto Wacko Jacko but then again, may be OJ and Michael are one and the same? :hmm: __________________ "In a Christian context, sexuality is traditionally seen as a consequence of the Fall, but for Muslims, it is an anticipation of paradise. So I can say, I think, that I was validly converted to Islam by a teenage French Jewish nudist." Sheikh Abdul-Hakim Murad (Timothy Winter)

11-20-06, 12:21 PM	#26
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	In the pilot for The Dead Zone TV series, Johnny (Anthony Michael Hall) is learning how to re-use his legs after six years in a coma, and his physical therapist Bruce (John L. Adams) is bringing him up to date on what he's missed. Bruce: "The baddest golfer alive is a brother, and the biggest star on television is Regis Philbin." Johnny: "Come on! I've been in a coma; I'm not brain-dead!" Bruce: "Oh, you don't know about OJ." Johnny: "Let me guess: ambassador to the United Nations?" Bruce: "Umm...not exactly." __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

11-20-06, 03:43 PM	#27
Payoff Captain Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Nash Town, USA Posts: 525 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	How about the new song by Michael Jackson and Elton John. . . "Dont let your son go down on me " Sorry, couldnt resist. __________________ "Hit Shokaku class carrier with three out of six torpedos. Recieved 105 depth charges during three hour period. Heard four terrific explosions in the direction of target, two and one half hours after attack. Believe that baby sank!" Lieutenant Commander Herman Kossler USS Cavalla

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The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Good news! __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

11-19-06, 07:09 AM	#19
d@rk51d3 Sea Lord Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Adelaide, South Australia Posts: 1,951 Downloads: 207 Uploads: 0	Yeah, he really nose his business........:rotfl: Sorry - signing out.