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11-02-06, 09:40 PM
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In the Brig
 Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Zendia Bar & Grill
Posts: 12,614
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 Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: I don't like spam! |
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11-03-06, 05:33 AM
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Lucky Jack
 Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Down Town UK
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Bit short Rockstar, I got the whole thing and on a couple of times posted it but if I post it one more time poor old Sailor Steve may go out and purchase a dead parrot.
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11-03-06, 06:10 AM
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Watch Officer
 Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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ROFL I got that same email today as well Kiwi, its starting to get ridiculus, I dont use Hotmail or any other such Email company and have spam filters already through my ISP and am still getting spam.
One message I got was about a guy on MYSPACE going on about his webpage so I just wrote back "Dont ever Sapm me again". When will people learn that Spam is not wanted. SteveW1
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11-03-06, 06:22 AM
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Über Mom
 Join Date: May 2005
Location: Jerusalem, Israel
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11-03-06, 07:43 AM
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Watch
 Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Northern CA.
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My favorite Spam that I've ever gotton was the one where
some guy wanted to sell me the plans for a Time Machine. Only $65.00 |
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Eternal Patrol
 Join Date: May 2004
Location: Aeoteroa
Posts: 7,382
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Eternal Patrol
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: High in the mountains of Utah
Posts: 50,369
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And I still can't get him to talk. Thinking of changing my name to Throat-Warbler Mangrove.
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