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Cdre Gibs was just having fun, and they probably would have censored a letter like that. And he did say he was kidding and he thought it was good.
Coda just took off from what Gibs did. It's all in fun, Dodger, and I agree: it was good stuff.
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Good writing, Dogder! Looking forward to more letters from the deep, blue sea!
PS: Even when we have fun with things here on subsim, we never forget the dedication and seriousness in the topics & threads. I think you did a great job on that letter, keep 'em coming! Its just that some of us have been to sea for a looong time, and when we finally reach port, we have to "blow of some steam"! Thank god for Kaleun Gizzmoe; without him we would have some pretty seriouse "virtual-fist-fights" here! ![]()
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My Dearest Kim,
I don't think I could have drawn a worse assignment then this. I can't give details of course but I'm now commanding a prototype U-boat that is set to be released into full service in either '44 or '45, It is almost as beautiful as you my love with its sleek lines and a little over two dozen eels. Despite the new boat I didn't have enough men for the first patrol and now we are back at dock I seemingly blink before I have my weapons officer Hanz you remember him from last christmas wakeing me up to talk with Uncle Donitz about one thing or another. This is a war I think we won't win but none the less I will fight to keep you and Germany safe not the Nazi's... Germany safe, let my parents know that I am well. Please stay safe so that I will always come back. Your Love, Sr. Liteutenant Cope Will this past the censoring? ![]()
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Ministary of Propoganda
Letter cencored My Dearest Kim, I don't think I could have drawn a ------------ then this. I can't give details of course but I'm now ----------- a ------------- that is set to be ----------------- -------------------. It is almost as beautiful as you my love with its sleek lines and a little over -----------. Despite the -------- I didn't have ---------- for the --------- and now we are -------- I seemingly blink before I have my ----------------- you remember him from last christmas wakeing me up to talk with -------- about one thing or another. This is a war I think ---------- but none the less I will fight to keep you and Germany safe -----------------, let my parents know that I am well. Please stay safe so that I will always come back. Your Love, Sr. Liteutenant Cope Memo to BdU: Sr. Liteutenant Cope seems to lack self disapline and has a tendency to flout KM Security measures. Please address this issue promtly. In Confidance: Memo to Gestapo: Sr. Liteutenant Cope must be investigated. He shows a distinct lack of respect and loyalty to the Party. Its strongly recommended that the Underseaboot arm of the KM be thourghly checked for malcontents and unofficial Party doctrine. They seem to think they are above the Party and an example must be made. (keep em coming guys, I wonder what it would take to get past the Ministary of Propoganda - ![]() |
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My dearest Lulu
Im fine. All is good. Im treated well, and im eating good. Im proud to be a German submariner, and we are going to win this war. We will be doing war-related stuff sometime in the future, but i dont know where. I dont know where i am, or what my job is. But its a lot of fun. I hope this letter passes the Ministry of propaganda. Your faithful love Bernard Dummköpf
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Dear Bernard,
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Letter cleared. Dear Bernard, Have married Father, Love Mother Memo to BdU. Since Bernard Dummköpf is such a Fine example of German Pride we feel that its appropreate that on such a grand day as this he be given a 48Hour Shore leave pass to travel home for the happy ocassion. Last edited by Cdre Gibs; 10-16-06 at 09:04 AM. |
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Letter cencored Dearest Gert, We are scheduled for a rest after this trip. How I long for the nights in the Alps as we sat by the fire enjoying our wine and fresh apples. Everything is -------------- days, even though it is the best that can be had. The old hands do a good job of tending to the new boys, and our boat is quite well cared for by staff at base. I have recommended five of the men for medals, and Uncle Karl will see they rewarded. How are your Mother and Father? We've heard of the ---------------, and my first thoughts were of them. I received a short note from Heinz, as he's being promoted, and will go to ----------------- and then -------------- when they ------- this ------. We should be done soon, and I will then have a 30 to 40 day leave, as we're supposed to get a -----------------, with --------------. I hope they have ------------ in the -------, as the colder water ------- makes the -----------, as you are constantly -----------------. I hear the -------------------, and find myself rather -------------------------------. -------------------------------------------------, and have sent it home for us when I get there. ------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------. Tell the children we will soon be a family again, at least for a while. And for you my darling, I wish this --------------- so we wouldn't have to apart for so long. Yours truely, Wilhelm Memo to BdU: Wilhelm - Please supply the Last name and Boat of this sender. In Confidance: Memo TO Ordnungspolizei Wilhelm - Additional information has been requested of BdU on this indurvidual. Hes suspected of being involved Contraban/Smuggling. Memo to Gestapo: Wilhelm - Additional information has been requested of BdU on this indurvidual. More flagrant flouting of Part doctrine. He shows a distinct symapthay to decadent american standards. The KM, it would seem, may need an intensive shake up. |
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Letter cleared. My dearest Lulu Im fine. All is good. Im treated well, and im eating good. Im proud to be a German submariner, and we are going to win this war. We will be doing war-related stuff sometime in the future, but i dont know where. I dont know where i am, or what my job is. But its a lot of fun. I hope this letter passes the Ministry of propaganda. Your faithful love Bernard Dummköpf Memo to BdU Bernard Dummköpf - Represents a Fine example of an upstanding Germanic Soldier and an Ideal German. We recommend him for a commendation. |
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Ich liebe dich und Hoffnung, dich bald zu sehen. Kann nicht zu viel sagen! Einige bummeln im Propagandaministerium willen keinen dobt Zensor dieses. Deinen Willi lieben |
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Dearest Gert,
We are scheduled for a rest after this trip. How I long for the nights in the Alps as we sat by the fire enjoying our wine and fresh apples. Everything is moldy after a few days, even though it is the best that can be had. The old hares do a good job of tending to the new boys, and our boat is quite well cared for by staff at base. I have recommended five of the men for medals, and Uncle Karl will see they rewarded. How are your Mother and Father? We've heard of the bombing in Dusseldorf, and my first thoughts were of them. I received a short note from Heinz, as he's being promoted, and will go to Capitains School and then command of his own boat when they dock after this patrol. We should be done soon, and I will then have a 30 to 40 day leave, as we're supposed to get a new and better boat fresh from the builders, with many new features. I hope they have proper heating in the new boat, as the colder water up north makes the boat very uncomfortable, as you are constantly numb from the lack of heat. I hear the Americans have many luxuries for their crews, and find myself rather envious of them at those times when it's so cold. I've found a nice bottle of French Champagne dated 1925, and have sent it home for us when I get there. I'll see if I can get those things for you and the children that you requested, but there have been some restrictions on commerce due to shortages, and don't know for sure what will be available. Tell the children we will soon be a family again, at least for a while. And for you my darling, I wish this wretched war over so we wouldn't have to apart for so long. Yours truely, Wilhelm
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Dear Bernard,
Its a long time since you screwed with us. the crew and I dont miss you at all...we still wish you dead, remember that time we had the Tanker lined up perfectly I orderd to Fire tube 1/3 , but you launched the torpedo in tube 5!!!!!!, because of you the Escorts detected us! We're were pissed off because of you!, so we decided to releaf the radio man so he could get some rest and put you there....you got an radio contact unidentified but you told the navigator it must be a big ship...so we high tailed ourself there for a bloody Fishing boat!!! we spended too much diesel on that one. we couldnt get to the grid anymore and return to base afterwards so we had to decide what to do...we fired you off the radio station and we putted you in the Elec. Engine compartment...we spotted an Large Cargo so we decided to dive...we were detected by one of the airplanes that was flying nearby and we crash dive but at the sudden you got a smart Idea by pushing the screwdriver into an empty Lightbulb entry....you blew up most of the security fuses in the Sub. keeping us dead in the water recieving mayor damage from the Depth bombs. We still didnt hurt you, but we started to hate you very very much. The navigator got ill for a while so we decided to put you in his place. you didnt do much but at the sudded we noticed that we got it cold very very cold....I went on the bridge to see what was wrong. you send us the wrong ****ing way!!!!! you got us near antartica for crying out loud!!! now we didnt have enough fuel to get back to base!!!! at the way home we left you locked up in the Bow torpedo room we tied your hands so you couldnt screw anything up. we where heading back to base on the right course but 100 km from base I had to send an Emergency report so someone could pick us up...after 9 hours the Trawler arived to pull us back to base...we didnt know what happend but at the sudden you managed to slam ur head on the Fire Torpedo button giving the trawler the 4 Eels Surprise package up his ass! I didnt hesitate , I went to my Room opened the vault picked the Ludger went to the torpedo room and shot you in the chest 4 times , 3 times on ur knees and 2 in each hand of yours. we tought you where dead. you're were still alive...at that moment the crew knew you where Hell itself....we got back to base. I got took a full beating from the BDU how in hells name we sunk that trawler...I explained everything. but it didnt save me...I lost all my awards and fame . I got downgraded from an VIIC type to an IIA type. I lost most of my crew because they had an traumatic experience and they where sended to an Hospital for the mental diseased....all because of YOU!!! BERNAARD! Dont get well , and please do the German Navy a pleasure an jump from the roof. HunterICX Commander of the U-9 Adress: Kriegsmarine Hospital 52103 Lorient 2nd Flotilla
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Dear Bernard,
Its a long time ---- you -- with us. The crew and I -- miss you -------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HunterICX ------------------- ---------------------------- ------------- ------------- Memo to BdU HunterICX - This would have to be with out a doubt the worst case of service rilvalry that has ever crossed my desk. The amount of dicontent this officer has shown to a fellow member of the KM is appawling. We rcommend immediate displinary action on this matter and a reduction in senoroity for 2 years. |
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