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Admiral
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Tell them you come from Russia, that covers the foreing country part, then say you speak and sing like Lilly Allen, it's a sure pass on the disability requirement, and finally search inside the nearest hospital's trash bin for an aborted baby to insert up the Uterus of your girfriend.
Oh, and show up with a big card-board box under your arm and tell them they didn't accepted to register you as homeless because of this mobile home.
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Socialism sucks, unless you're lazy or unfortunate, then it pays big dividends. If you're hard-working, smart, and successful, you are expected to hand over more in taxes to pay for them have-nots.
What is "tottenham dust carts" and why not go to college, you don't have any kids yet, do you? |
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Tottenham dustcart
Going to college in the UK costs a lot of money and you need some good exam pases to get in to a course.As far as I know no college is yet running a vodka tasting appreciation course.Kap if I were you I would be down the RN careers office tomorrow morning! |
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Yeah agree with Neal on this one. Kapitan go to what we call over here University or polytech, and learn a trade - maybe you could become a professor in Russian History?
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just an example my dad has an Pension (or how do you spell that when you turn 65 and get money that u saved over the years) and now the taxes are already claiming 80.000 euros he's not even 50 yet and they are claiming already because we moved from Holland to spain and thats how they started to sending letters that they claim that money....(its a taxes bureau in holland) because they are afraid that they dont see any money because we moved to spain.
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I dont have a child yet also the reason why im not at college is because i simply will not get into debt over it, i have a friend who has been at college for 3 years and owes £14,000 id rather work save the money up then go to college at least i know i wont be paying it off at the age of 40.
Also i want to go to college so joining the RN tommorrow is not an option at the moment however if push does come to shove its number 1 on the list. And a dust cart neal is a garbage truck and totenham is a place in london england.
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Those who still have faith in the system have yet to experience it fully.
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