Why Submarines are better than woman

_Seth_ · 10-09-06, 05:18 PM

Found this interesting thing on the net...

1. A submarine will kill you quickly. A woman takes her time.
2. Submarines like it done at all angles.
3. Submarines can be turned on easily anytime.
4. A submarine doesn't mind if you smoke, drink, tell dirty jokes or cuss.
5. A submarine does not object to being rigged for dive.
6. Submarines come with manuals.
7. A submarine is built for going down
8. A submarine once down is quite willing to stay there as long as you want.
9. Submarines are always in trim.
10. You can dive a submarine any time of the month.
11. Submarines don't whine unless something is really wrong.
12. Submarines don't care how many other subs you have sailed on.
13. Submarines don't come with in-laws.
14. When sailing, you and your submarine arrive at the same time.
15. Submarines don't mind if you look at other submarines or if you buy books and magazines about them.
16. Submarines don't complain if you sleep somewhere else.
17. Submarines don't mind if you stop off for a few beers on the way back.

No offence to the fellow female kaleuns in this forum!

Hueywolf123 · 10-09-06, 05:25 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: My uboot doesn't nag or complain either, regardless of what I put her through

Dantenoc · 10-09-06, 05:55 PM

Hahaha... good post

However

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Seth_

2. Submarines like it done at all angles.

My submarine doesn't... It likes to engage at a strict AoB of around 90degrees or else it's no joy. At least in that one point my girlfriend is better

HunterICX · 10-09-06, 06:10 PM

:rotfl: Hahaha thats hilarious...good one

10-09-06, 06:24 PM

-One can be in a submarine for days and even go deeper and deeper, and She will not complain

(sad but true :p)
-You can order submarine to blow balast any time you want that
-You can send submarine to the bottom of sea without being arrested

But they both need Watch Officer to be sure She will not be torpedoed by enemy

shegeek72 · 10-09-06, 06:27 PM

:rotfl::rotfl:The difference between men and women:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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mookiemookie · 10-09-06, 06:27 PM

It's much easier to do a trim dive on a submarine than a woman.

10-09-06, 06:35 PM

:rotfl: Wow, thats so damn funny - and so damn TRUE!:rotfl:

And THATS why men love Subs sooooo much...

Girls, read and learn!

*takingcover*

Hartmann · 10-09-06, 08:33 PM

hahaha !! a very difficult tdc to set before fire a torpedo ,

They will crush you at any deep ,while in a sub you decide what deep do you want to go.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

crash dive !! ready for a depth charge attack

Hybris · 10-09-06, 08:38 PM

Submarines are more resistant to on the job pressure then most women.

and...

Sumbmarines know when to go quiet

kylania · 10-09-06, 08:49 PM

Submarines sink when you hurt them, they won't bide their time till you least expect it.

shegeek72 · 10-10-06, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hybris

Submarines are more resistant to on the job pressure then most women.

and...

Sumbmarines know when to go quiet

I know this is supposed to be a humorous thread, but this crosses the line into sexism, IMO.
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P_Funk · 10-10-06, 12:55 AM

Sometimes it seems easier to control flooding and stop your slow decent to the darkness beneath on a Submarine.

OH OH! I just thought of one.

Whats the difference between a woman and a submarine? They're both meant to take you down, but only a submarine is meant to bring you back up again.

bookworm_020 · 10-10-06, 12:58 AM

I prefer my lady over a submarine, She gives back scratches, nicer to hug and has a better smile.

Hueywolf123 · 10-10-06, 01:02 AM

thankfully, someone to rescue thr thread from going completely the wrong way

10-09-06, 05:18 PM	#1
_Seth_ Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In Tromsoe, @Tirpitz' final resting place.. Posts: 3,277 Downloads: 94 Uploads: 0	Why Submarines are better than woman Found this interesting thing on the net... 1. A submarine will kill you quickly. A woman takes her time. 2. Submarines like it done at all angles. 3. Submarines can be turned on easily anytime. 4. A submarine doesn't mind if you smoke, drink, tell dirty jokes or cuss. 5. A submarine does not object to being rigged for dive. 6. Submarines come with manuals. 7. A submarine is built for going down 8. A submarine once down is quite willing to stay there as long as you want. 9. Submarines are always in trim. 10. You can dive a submarine any time of the month. 11. Submarines don't whine unless something is really wrong. 12. Submarines don't care how many other subs you have sailed on. 13. Submarines don't come with in-laws. 14. When sailing, you and your submarine arrive at the same time. 15. Submarines don't mind if you look at other submarines or if you buy books and magazines about them. 16. Submarines don't complain if you sleep somewhere else. 17. Submarines don't mind if you stop off for a few beers on the way back. No offence to the fellow female kaleuns in this forum! __________________

10-09-06, 06:10 PM	#4
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: Hahaha thats hilarious...good one __________________

10-09-06, 06:27 PM	#7
mookiemookie Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,404 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 1	It's much easier to do a trim dive on a submarine than a woman. __________________ They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. Want more U-boat Kaleun portraits for your SH3 Commander Profiles? Download the SH3 Commander Portrait Pack here.

10-09-06, 08:33 PM	#9
Hartmann Sea Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Grid CH 26, Spain ,Barcelona Posts: 1,857 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	hahaha !! a very difficult tdc to set before fire a torpedo , They will crush you at any deep ,while in a sub you decide what deep do you want to go. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: crash dive !! ready for a depth charge attack __________________ But this ship can't sink!... She is made of iron, sir. I assure you, she can. and she will. It is a mathematical certainty. Strength and honor Last edited by Hartmann; 10-09-06 at 08:36 PM.

10-09-06, 08:38 PM	#10
Hybris Officer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Periscope Depth... Posts: 237 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 0	Submarines are more resistant to on the job pressure then most women. and... Sumbmarines know when to go quiet __________________ "His masters voice!" "FASTER! FAAAASSSTTER!" "All submariners have one universal wish regardless of nation, cause, or creed. That wish is that the boat goes up and stay up one more time then it goes down." ~Hybris 8/22/07

10-09-06, 05:25 PM	#2
Hueywolf123 Bosun Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: gosford, Australia Posts: 68 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: My uboot doesn't nag or complain either, regardless of what I put her through

10-09-06, 06:24 PM	#5
dermatophagoides Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	-One can be in a submarine for days and even go deeper and deeper, and She will not complain (sad but true :p) -You can order submarine to blow balast any time you want that -You can send submarine to the bottom of sea without being arrested But they both need Watch Officer to be sure She will not be torpedoed by enemy

10-09-06, 06:27 PM	#6
shegeek72 WAV Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: somewhere in the Pacific Posts: 603 Downloads: 95 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl:The difference between men and women: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: --

10-09-06, 06:35 PM	#8
Nippelspanner Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	:rotfl: Wow, thats so damn funny - and so damn TRUE!:rotfl: And THATS why men love Subs sooooo much... Girls, read and learn! takingcover

10-09-06, 08:49 PM	#11
kylania Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,528 Downloads: 118 Uploads: 0	Submarines sink when you hurt them, they won't bide their time till you least expect it. __________________

10-10-06, 12:55 AM	#13
P_Funk Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Canada, eh? Posts: 2,537 Downloads: 129 Uploads: 0	Sometimes it seems easier to control flooding and stop your slow decent to the darkness beneath on a Submarine. OH OH! I just thought of one. Whats the difference between a woman and a submarine? They're both meant to take you down, but only a submarine is meant to bring you back up again. __________________

10-10-06, 12:58 AM	#14
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I prefer my lady over a submarine, She gives back scratches, nicer to hug and has a better smile. __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

10-10-06, 01:02 AM	#15
Hueywolf123 Bosun Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: gosford, Australia Posts: 68 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	thankfully, someone to rescue thr thread from going completely the wrong way