Why Submarines are better than woman

Dantenoc · 10-09-06, 05:55 PM

Hahaha... good post

However

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Originally Posted by _Seth_

2. Submarines like it done at all angles.

My submarine doesn't... It likes to engage at a strict AoB of around 90degrees or else it's no joy. At least in that one point my girlfriend is better

HunterICX · 10-09-06, 06:10 PM

:rotfl: Hahaha thats hilarious...good one

10-09-06, 06:24 PM

-One can be in a submarine for days and even go deeper and deeper, and She will not complain

(sad but true :p)
-You can order submarine to blow balast any time you want that
-You can send submarine to the bottom of sea without being arrested

But they both need Watch Officer to be sure She will not be torpedoed by enemy

mookiemookie · 10-09-06, 06:27 PM

It's much easier to do a trim dive on a submarine than a woman.

10-09-06, 06:35 PM

:rotfl: Wow, thats so damn funny - and so damn TRUE!:rotfl:

And THATS why men love Subs sooooo much...

Girls, read and learn!

*takingcover*

Hartmann · 10-09-06, 08:33 PM

hahaha !! a very difficult tdc to set before fire a torpedo ,

They will crush you at any deep ,while in a sub you decide what deep do you want to go.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

crash dive !! ready for a depth charge attack

Hybris · 10-09-06, 08:38 PM

Submarines are more resistant to on the job pressure then most women.

and...

Sumbmarines know when to go quiet

kylania · 10-09-06, 08:49 PM

Submarines sink when you hurt them, they won't bide their time till you least expect it.

shegeek72 · 10-10-06, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Hybris

Submarines are more resistant to on the job pressure then most women.

and...

Sumbmarines know when to go quiet

I know this is supposed to be a humorous thread, but this crosses the line into sexism, IMO.
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shegeek72 · 10-09-06, 06:27 PM

:rotfl::rotfl:The difference between men and women:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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SteamWake · 10-11-06, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by shegeek72

:rotfl::rotfl:The difference between men and women:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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This has to be clearly photoshopped ! If you look closely the "woman" side is clearly indicated as turned on !

SquareSteelBar · 10-11-06, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by shegeek72

:rotfl::rotfl:The difference between men and women:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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You're very right, Fräulein Kapitän.
A woman never would be able to operate such a complicated device - therefore the man was created...

SSB

P_Funk · 10-11-06, 03:43 PM

You know why women are so complicated and men are so simple. Because if a man was as fussy and naggy and needy and so confused and unsure as to what EXACTLY he wants women would never date them. No. Men are like Librarians for women. We just keep going into the backroom until we bring something back that you want, even when women don't know what they want.

It's like that salesman who keeps bringing you new shoes until one fits but they never do.:rotfl: We somehow keep going into the backroom.

bookworm_020 · 10-11-06, 05:56 PM

Whatch what you say about librarians, as I'm one.

Librarians : We bring order to chaos, Chaos just has more helpers and pays better!

10-09-06, 06:10 PM	#2
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: Hahaha thats hilarious...good one __________________

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mookiemookie Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,404 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 1	It's much easier to do a trim dive on a submarine than a woman. __________________ They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. Want more U-boat Kaleun portraits for your SH3 Commander Profiles? Download the SH3 Commander Portrait Pack here.

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Hartmann Sea Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Grid CH 26, Spain ,Barcelona Posts: 1,857 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	hahaha !! a very difficult tdc to set before fire a torpedo , They will crush you at any deep ,while in a sub you decide what deep do you want to go. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: crash dive !! ready for a depth charge attack __________________ But this ship can't sink!... She is made of iron, sir. I assure you, she can. and she will. It is a mathematical certainty. Strength and honor Last edited by Hartmann; 10-09-06 at 08:36 PM.

10-09-06, 08:38 PM	#7
Hybris Officer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Periscope Depth... Posts: 237 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 0	Submarines are more resistant to on the job pressure then most women. and... Sumbmarines know when to go quiet __________________ "His masters voice!" "FASTER! FAAAASSSTTER!" "All submariners have one universal wish regardless of nation, cause, or creed. That wish is that the boat goes up and stay up one more time then it goes down." ~Hybris 8/22/07

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kylania Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,528 Downloads: 118 Uploads: 0	Submarines sink when you hurt them, they won't bide their time till you least expect it. __________________

10-09-06, 06:24 PM	#3
dermatophagoides Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	-One can be in a submarine for days and even go deeper and deeper, and She will not complain (sad but true :p) -You can order submarine to blow balast any time you want that -You can send submarine to the bottom of sea without being arrested But they both need Watch Officer to be sure She will not be torpedoed by enemy

10-09-06, 06:35 PM	#5
Nippelspanner Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	:rotfl: Wow, thats so damn funny - and so damn TRUE!:rotfl: And THATS why men love Subs sooooo much... Girls, read and learn! takingcover

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shegeek72 WAV Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: somewhere in the Pacific Posts: 603 Downloads: 95 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl:The difference between men and women: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: --

10-11-06, 03:43 PM	#13
P_Funk Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Canada, eh? Posts: 2,537 Downloads: 129 Uploads: 0	You know why women are so complicated and men are so simple. Because if a man was as fussy and naggy and needy and so confused and unsure as to what EXACTLY he wants women would never date them. No. Men are like Librarians for women. We just keep going into the backroom until we bring something back that you want, even when women don't know what they want. It's like that salesman who keeps bringing you new shoes until one fits but they never do.:rotfl: We somehow keep going into the backroom. __________________

10-11-06, 05:56 PM	#14
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Whatch what you say about librarians, as I'm one. Librarians : We bring order to chaos, Chaos just has more helpers and pays better! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"