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Old 09-23-06, 07:47 PM   #16
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"Why are the fishnets deployed?"
"Counter weigth, stupid."
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Old 09-23-06, 07:54 PM   #17
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Kaleun: -"Verdammten Vikings, always showing off!"
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Old 09-23-06, 09:10 PM   #18
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Quote:
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when the kapitan looked through his binoculars, he knew the debate of right or wrong to sink a fishing boat, was over.
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Old 09-23-06, 09:42 PM   #19
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Germany's explanation of why they invaded the neutral Norway.


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Old 09-23-06, 09:53 PM   #20
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BERNARD forget the recognition manual YOU DUMBKOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-24-06, 12:48 AM   #21
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I think this is FUBARS way of saying "Size Matters".
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Old 09-24-06, 01:00 AM   #22
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"Due to lack of funds to build battleships, the norweigen navy has developed the battletrawler"
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Old 09-24-06, 01:48 AM   #23
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"Bernard... it's for you. I think it's your ex-wife come to collect."
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Old 09-24-06, 02:04 AM   #24
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For those with historical knowledge about the German navy:

2 new sailors on the trawler talk:
"Where did the captain get this one heck of a gun?"
"Dunno, all I know is that he was fishing in the Oslo fjord for some time..."
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Old 09-24-06, 05:20 AM   #25
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Quote:
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"Bernard... it's for you. I think it's your ex-wife come to collect."
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Old 09-24-06, 05:33 AM   #26
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Quote:
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For those with historical knowledge about the German navy:

2 new sailors on the trawler talk:
"Where did the captain get this one heck of a gun?"
"Dunno, all I know is that he was fishing in the Oslo fjord for some time..."
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Old 09-24-06, 06:00 AM   #27
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... And EVERYBODY THOUGHT THEY WERE REAL GUNS!!!!
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Old 09-24-06, 08:40 AM   #28
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Old 09-24-06, 06:14 PM   #29
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"I knew they were a little angry after I cut their nets, but I didn't think they would hold a gruge!"

"What do you mean he got them on Ebay!!!!"

"I'm never going to live this down in Keil, out gunned by a fishing boat!!"
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Old 09-24-06, 06:21 PM   #30
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"Bernard! I TOLD you it wasn't a good idea to tell the "how many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb" joke in that bar, but would you listen to me? NoooOOoooo..."
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