Bernard....Could live - Page 2

Biggles · 09-11-06, 10:32 AM

Allright allright, I get the picture, but look at my post-history okay? 7(8) posts total

HunterICX · 09-11-06, 12:55 PM

No no No No .... doesnt matter the few post the first you have too look for.
Whois Bernard!

or else you piss off Dowly

09-11-06, 01:09 PM

Imagine you are runing silent. And Bernard is at the helm. Then you look at the speedmeter and it says AHEAD FLANK. "We have been detected, sir."
"Bernard, this is your last patrol. Hans, get me my luger!!!"

That mod would be the most downloaded after GW.
BTW, how do you do those pics 'bout Bernard? Is it a game bug or you edit pics?

Hakahura · 09-11-06, 03:03 PM

Sorry Hunter ICX, but the way I see it if Bernards manning the radio....

What if your tracking a convoy for intercept? Just using hydrophones, dolphining up and down about 15 to 20 Km away just out of detection, now Bernard decides to send a status report to Bdu...... surprise you just got DF'd. Not so covert now!

Or maybe he just calls up that Somers Destroyer for a chat about the weather!:rotfl:

I'm glad lots of you also find this idea amusing, it would be really fun, however does anybody know where to start?

Remember

nothings impossible.

bookworm_020 · 09-11-06, 06:02 PM

Knowing my luck, I'd be given 3 Bernard's

With this mod could you load them into torpedo tubes and fire them against the enemy?? So, it's against the Geneva convention, but this is unresticed warfare!!

Safe-Keeper · 09-11-06, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Um.....who is......Bernard?:hmm:

Our Idiot Mascot

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stabiz · 09-11-06, 06:50 PM

B-astard
E-xtremely stupid
R-etarded
N-00b
A-hole
R-oyal arse
D-imwitted beyond state of the art dimwitting measuring tools

mr chris · 09-11-06, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stabiz

B-astard
E-xtremely stupid
R-etarded
N-00b
A-hole
R-oyal arse
D-imwitted beyond state of the art dimwitting measuring tools

:rotfl: :rotfl: You should put that on a t-shirt and sell it :rotfl: :rotfl:

Torvald Von Mansee · 09-11-06, 06:59 PM

What would be Bernard's last name? Or surname, if you use that term.

EDIT: Oh, and another thing: if you use Bernard, you really should get some sort of bonus on renown for having had to deal w/him. And if it were possible to have him as an NCO or officer, the bonus should be even larger.

stabiz · 09-11-06, 07:36 PM

They could include him in the sh3 commander sabotage thingy. Weapons check okay, crash dive okay, rudders okay. hmmm ... I seem to be good to go.

"Hello, herr Kaleun!"
"Scheisse!"

Btw, Bernards last name should be Hellheimer.

bookworm_020 · 09-11-06, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stabiz

B-astard
E-xtremely stupid
R-etarded
N-00b
A-hole
R-oyal arse
D-imwitted beyond state of the art dimwitting measuring tools

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Can Bernard have this written on the back of his shirt???

Bezoomney · 09-12-06, 01:16 AM

Maybe we can launch him from Rohr eins.

No no, bad idea. He'd probably make a circular run......

_Seth_ · 09-12-06, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torvald Von Mansee

What would be Bernard's last name? Or surname, if you use that term.

EDIT: Oh, and another thing: if you use Bernard, you really should get some sort of bonus on renown for having had to deal w/him. And if it were possible to have him as an NCO or officer, the bonus should be even larger.

Dummkopf, Bernard Dummkopf.

Biggles · 09-12-06, 09:10 AM

Bah, we should put him in the bed with the captains daughter (early in the morning

)

09-11-06, 12:55 PM	#17
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	No no No No .... doesnt matter the few post the first you have too look for. Whois Bernard! or else you piss off Dowly __________________

09-11-06, 03:03 PM	#19
Hakahura Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 785 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Sorry Hunter ICX, but the way I see it if Bernards manning the radio.... What if your tracking a convoy for intercept? Just using hydrophones, dolphining up and down about 15 to 20 Km away just out of detection, now Bernard decides to send a status report to Bdu...... surprise you just got DF'd. Not so covert now! Or maybe he just calls up that Somers Destroyer for a chat about the weather!:rotfl: I'm glad lots of you also find this idea amusing, it would be really fun, however does anybody know where to start? Remember nothings impossible. __________________ Sir Humphey Appleby, GCB, KBE, MVO and MA. Britain's Greatest Orator, well bar that Churchill fellow.

09-11-06, 06:02 PM	#20
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Knowing my luck, I'd be given 3 Bernard's With this mod could you load them into torpedo tubes and fire them against the enemy?? So, it's against the Geneva convention, but this is unresticed warfare!! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

09-11-06, 06:50 PM	#22
stabiz Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 4,224 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	B-astard E-xtremely stupid R-etarded N-00b A-hole R-oyal arse D-imwitted beyond state of the art dimwitting measuring tools __________________

09-11-06, 06:59 PM	#24
Torvald Von Mansee Sea Lord Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: CA4528 Posts: 1,693 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	What would be Bernard's last name? Or surname, if you use that term. EDIT: Oh, and another thing: if you use Bernard, you really should get some sort of bonus on renown for having had to deal w/him. And if it were possible to have him as an NCO or officer, the bonus should be even larger. __________________ "You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you" - Leon Trotsky

09-11-06, 10:32 AM	#16
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Allright allright, I get the picture, but look at my post-history okay? 7(8) posts total

09-11-06, 01:09 PM	#18
GakunGak Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Imagine you are runing silent. And Bernard is at the helm. Then you look at the speedmeter and it says AHEAD FLANK. "We have been detected, sir." "Bernard, this is your last patrol. Hans, get me my luger!!!" That mod would be the most downloaded after GW. BTW, how do you do those pics 'bout Bernard? Is it a game bug or you edit pics?

09-11-06, 07:36 PM	#25
stabiz Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 4,224 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	They could include him in the sh3 commander sabotage thingy. Weapons check okay, crash dive okay, rudders okay. hmmm ... I seem to be good to go. "Hello, herr Kaleun!" "Scheisse!" Btw, Bernards last name should be Hellheimer. __________________

09-12-06, 01:16 AM	#27
Bezoomney Seaman Join Date: May 2005 Location: In 't zonnige zuiden. Posts: 33 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Maybe we can launch him from Rohr eins. No no, bad idea. He'd probably make a circular run......

09-12-06, 09:10 AM	#29
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Bah, we should put him in the bed with the captains daughter (early in the morning )