Are you converting to Islam or suffering the consequences?

Camaero · 09-02-06, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TteFAboB

Well, I'm not converting to the church of Al Qaeda nor paying any tax so I guess I have only one thing to tell him: NUTS!

:rotfl:

Winston · 09-02-06, 11:01 PM

Hmm, so either…

(a) Convert to Islam
(b) Pay him money so he can fund more terrorism.

I think I’ll vote for option C, which is to kick his arse!

The Avon Lady · 09-02-06, 11:47 PM

Where's the poll?! Where's the poll?!

09-02-06, 11:51 PM

I went to a movie, ate some popcorn..........................I'll have an answer for them in afew days.

Winston · 09-02-06, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

Where's the poll?! Where's the poll?!

There's one to the North and one to the South :p

The Avon Lady · 09-03-06, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Winston

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

Where's the poll?! Where's the poll?!

There's one to the North and one to the South :p

Ah, yes. Stanislaw and Wladyslaw.

The Avon Lady · 09-03-06, 01:04 AM

Watch an idiot.

Winston · 09-03-06, 01:08 AM

Hehe, I had to look on the internet to get that, the Stanislaw and Wladyslaw thing. So anyway, what is the tax these days for being non-Muslim? Two goats? Three?

The Avon Lady · 09-03-06, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Winston

So anyway, what is the tax these days for being non-Muslim? Two goats? Three?

These will wipe the smile off of your face:

The Myth of Islamic Tolerance: How Islamic Law Treats Non-Muslims, by Robert Spencer

Islam and Dhimmitude: Where Civilizations Collide, by Bat Yeor

The Legacy of Jihad: Islamic Holy War and the Fate of Non-Muslims, by Andrew G Bostom (heavy read but excellent reference)

View Poll Results: Unbeliever, will you convert to Islam?
Yes, your wish is my command, master.	1	3.33%
No, I'm sticking to the tax. It's IRS deductible right?	1	3.33%
No, and I'm keeping my money. You can have my head though.	0	0%
No. Stuff it.	22	73.33%
Yes! Hocus Pocus Abracadabra. I'm SOOO Muslim. Trust me. Can I go now, my pork is getting cold.	6	20.00%
Voters: 30. You may not vote on this poll

09-02-06, 11:01 PM	#2
Winston Wild Night in Bangkok Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Wales Posts: 179 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Hmm, so either… (a) Convert to Islam (b) Pay him money so he can fund more terrorism. I think I’ll vote for option C, which is to kick his arse! __________________ "Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash"

09-02-06, 11:47 PM	#3
The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Where's the poll?! Where's the poll?! __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

09-03-06, 01:04 AM	#7
The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Watch an idiot. __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

09-03-06, 01:08 AM	#8
Winston Wild Night in Bangkok Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Wales Posts: 179 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Hehe, I had to look on the internet to get that, the Stanislaw and Wladyslaw thing. So anyway, what is the tax these days for being non-Muslim? Two goats? Three? __________________ "Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash" Last edited by Winston; 09-03-06 at 01:11 AM.

09-02-06, 11:51 PM	#4
waste gate Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I went to a movie, ate some popcorn..........................I'll have an answer for them in afew days.