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Sparky
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When you hang your salami, bread, bananas etc. from the ceiling (My frig is dead?)
When you haven't shaved or showered for months (What? I am still on patrol!) When you only travel at night (Those bees are out there!) When you always have binoculars hagning from your neck (Smoke on the horizon!) When you go to your doc weekly to check you for crabs (Doc I am kind of itchy) When you get all your news form wireless radio transmissions When you say: I spit on PGP I use Enigma!!!
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Admiral
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Location: Michigan, USA
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When you have a dream about pratrolling the Atlantic in a Type IXC and wake up seasick. I had one shortly after getting the game a year ago this past April. I woke up all nautious.
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Sparky
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Location: Malin Head, Eire/Ireland
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When you know all the words to the U-Boot Lied ... and you find yourself singing it as you work.
"Die Stunde hat geschlagen..." Feel free to join me.
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"A braver man than Arthur Griffith, I never met" - Frederick Edwin Smith, The First Earl of Birkenhead, British negotiator of the Anglo-Irish Treaty 1921. ![]() |
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Ocean Warrior
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Location: Norway
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When you're taking your sail-boat out for a sea trip and...
1. Wonder where the Heck the annoying band and accompanying uniformed people and Red Cross nurses are. 2. Find yourself thinking "OK now, where's my patrol grid?".
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Ace of the Deep
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Location: Deepest Dumbria
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...When you are told "Ship Spotted" then you're heart crash-dives when you discover it's a Hospital ship but wait......... another ship spotted..yes.. but no..another Hospital ship !.. why me ?!
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Seaman
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Location: Amsterdam, the Netherlands
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: LOL waterbed? |
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Lucky Jack
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We had a fire drill at work today and yes you know what I said "ALARM" I got some funny looks.
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Rear Admiral
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When you'll have an Diesel engine in ur room
that you turn on when surfaced so ur whole room smells like Diesel..MMmmmmmm ![]() and ofcourse u play with ur lights when u get DCced, you have special Red lights and an Wave simulating chair :P
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Torpedoman
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Location: Perth W.A
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Grey Wolf
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Location: United States
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My heart is steadfast, O God. I will sing and make music with all my soul. Ps. 108:1 Survival of the fittest does not explain arrival of the fittest. we live in a single spoken sentence.. "God said, let there be" ![]() ![]() |
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