A wish come true

kiwi_2005 · 08-02-06, 06:04 PM

Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is
absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new
audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request. A little
old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at
the top of his voice "Play a Jazz chord ! Play a jazz chord!"
Stevie then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. The
little old man jumps up again and shouts "No, no, play a Jazz chord,
play a Jazz chord".
Stevie dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the
B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild
with this impromptu show of his technical expertise. The little old man
jumps up again. "No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord".
Well and truly outraged that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate
his playing ability, Stevie says to him from the stage "OK smart ass,
you get up here and do it!"
The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and
starts to sing........ "A jazz chord to say I ruv you...!!"

mapuc · 08-03-06, 06:55 PM

An elderly woman was driving, when she was pulled over by the police.

- Ma'am do you know Why I have stopped you?

-No si'r, the elderly woman replied

-You where driving to fast. the polisman said with nice voice

-No I wasn't

-Yes you was

-NO I wasn't! Not according to the speedsigns

-speedSigns? What speedsigns do you mean

-That one over there, the woman said as she pointed at a roadsign.

-But ma'am that's not a speedsign, it's a sign that tells you what number the road has.

- OHH then you should have seen me on road 195

Markus

08-04-06, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

........ "A jazz chord to say I ruv you...!!"

:rotfl:
Now THAT's funny!:rotfl:

At least to an old musician.

Yahoshua · 08-04-06, 07:27 PM

I missed the point on that one, please explain.

08-05-06, 11:22 AM

The old Stevie Wonder song was titled "I just called to say I love you..."

08-02-06, 06:04 PM	#1
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request. A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a Jazz chord ! Play a jazz chord!" Stevie then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. The little old man jumps up again and shouts "No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord". Stevie dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise. The little old man jumps up again. "No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord". Well and truly outraged that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability, Stevie says to him from the stage "OK smart ass, you get up here and do it!" The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing........ "A jazz chord to say I ruv you...!!" __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-04-06, 07:27 PM	#4
Yahoshua The Old Man Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,493 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I missed the point on that one, please explain. __________________ Science is the organized unpredictability that strives not to set limits to mans' capabilities, but is the engine by which the limits of mans' understanding is defined-Yahoshua

08-03-06, 06:55 PM	#2
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,543 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	An elderly woman was driving, when she was pulled over by the police. - Ma'am do you know Why I have stopped you? -No si'r, the elderly woman replied -You where driving to fast. the polisman said with nice voice -No I wasn't -Yes you was -NO I wasn't! Not according to the speedsigns -speedSigns? What speedsigns do you mean -That one over there, the woman said as she pointed at a roadsign. -But ma'am that's not a speedsign, it's a sign that tells you what number the road has. - OHH then you should have seen me on road 195 Markus

08-05-06, 11:22 AM	#5
Sailor Steve Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	The old Stevie Wonder song was titled "I just called to say I love you..."