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#391 |
Chief of the Boat
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“If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal"
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#392 |
Chief of the Boat
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“How very wet this water is.”
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#393 |
Chief of the Boat
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“We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.”
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#394 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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I'm even weaker....and funnier and handsomer than you!
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"Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!! |
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#395 |
Chief of the Boat
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“Thou mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!”
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#396 |
Chief of the Boat
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“I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth.”
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#397 |
Chief of the Boat
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“Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see h
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#398 |
Chief of the Boat
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“Screw this. He’d blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal—my favourite way to play.”
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#399 |
Chief of the Boat
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“Dogs have their day but cats have 365.”
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#400 |
Chief of the Boat
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“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.”
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#401 |
Chief of the Boat
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“I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner.”
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#402 |
Chief of the Boat
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“Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.”
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#403 |
Chief of the Boat
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“My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.”
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#404 |
Chief of the Boat
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“All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.”
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#405 |
Chief of the Boat
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“Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.”
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