This is the comment thread! pt II - Page 22

Jimbuna · 03-15-23, 11:44 AM

The road to success is always under construction.

Ostfriese · 03-15-23, 12:07 PM

Where there's a will there is a way.
Where there's a way there is a construction site.

Jimbuna · 03-16-23, 06:25 AM

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Jimbuna · 03-17-23, 08:06 AM

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Jimbuna · 03-18-23, 01:51 PM

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Jimbuna · 03-19-23, 05:03 AM

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Jimbuna · 03-20-23, 04:14 AM

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

Jimbuna · 03-20-23, 02:49 PM

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Aktungbby · 03-20-23, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

...from which we derive: " havin' a 'tinkle' with my 'bird' on the 'blower',"!

Jimbuna · 03-21-23, 12:54 PM

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Jimbuna · 03-22-23, 09:19 AM

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Jimbuna · 03-23-23, 10:34 AM

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Jimbuna · 03-24-23, 08:15 AM

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Jimbuna · 03-25-23, 08:25 AM

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Jimbuna · 03-26-23, 01:46 PM

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

03-15-23, 11:44 AM	#316
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The road to success is always under construction. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-16-23, 06:25 AM	#318
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-17-23, 08:06 AM	#319
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-18-23, 01:51 PM	#320
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-19-23, 05:03 AM	#321
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	All generalizations are false, including this one. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-15-23, 12:07 PM	#317
Ostfriese Sea Lord Join Date: May 2004 Location: Northern Germany Posts: 1,879 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Where there's a will there is a way. Where there's a way there is a construction site.

03-20-23, 04:14 AM	#322
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-20-23, 02:49 PM	#323
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-21-23, 12:54 PM	#325
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-22-23, 09:19 AM	#326
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-23-23, 10:34 AM	#327
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-24-23, 08:15 AM	#328
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-25-23, 08:25 AM	#329
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-26-23, 01:46 PM	#330
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!