Ever heard of keanumycin" ?

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They could use a little Keenumycin in Tennessee & Kentucky right now. https://www.kcra.com/article/jack-da...rees/43170248#

The “stuff” is a fungus: Baudoinia compniacensis. It grows all over her neighborhood—on stop signs, porch furniture, siding, fences, basketball hoops, cars. It’s even been found growing on the dome of the Kentucky state capitol building. From a distance it looks sooty. Up close, a little like thin, black felt. Anything left untouched for years ends up a convincing burnt-to-a-crisp black.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baudoi...y%20fungus.%22