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Chief of the Boat
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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#2 |
Chief of the Boat
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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#3 |
Chief of the Boat
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
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#4 |
Chief of the Boat
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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#5 |
Chief of the Boat
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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#6 |
Chief of the Boat
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He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
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#7 |
Chief of the Boat
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
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