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01-05-23, 06:46 AM | #3961 |
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“Sorry I don’t know if its a boy or a girl yet, we’ll have to wait until the baby grows older and decides for itself!” Said no doctor ever.
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01-05-23, 10:35 AM | #3962 |
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She: "Where are you"
He: "At the pub" She: "I've cooked a meal, if you aren't here in 10 minutes I'll give it to the dog." He: "What has the dog done to you?" |
01-05-23, 11:00 AM | #3963 |
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Saw 2 fat people talking earlier today. It was a HEAVY discussion!
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01-05-23, 04:41 PM | #3964 |
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When my daughter got engaged, she asked me how much a marriage would cost
I told her that I don't know as I am still paying for mine.
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01-06-23, 06:49 AM | #3965 |
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A policeman arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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01-06-23, 06:51 AM | #3966 |
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If a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a gingerbread-man?
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01-06-23, 04:09 PM | #3967 |
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I looked up my symptoms on WebMD
Turns out that I just have kids
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01-07-23, 06:08 AM | #3968 |
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A wife can help turn you into a millionaire. If you start off as a billionaire.
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01-07-23, 06:10 AM | #3969 |
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Apparently when your wife says “do whatever you want” that’s not what she means. Luckily the stripper I ordered agreed to a refund.
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01-08-23, 03:06 PM | #3970 |
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It says “Please drink responsibly” on the label so I guess I should probably put my seat belt on.
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01-08-23, 03:09 PM | #3971 |
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
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01-09-23, 09:37 AM | #3972 |
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Played Islamic chess last night. It’s just like normal chess but the queen goes in the corner and she’s not allowed to move.
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01-09-23, 09:38 AM | #3973 |
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Whatever you do always give 100%, unless your donating blood.
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01-10-23, 07:13 AM | #3974 |
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When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?
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01-10-23, 07:14 AM | #3975 |
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Last night my wife asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a coloring book and some crayons.
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