HAPPY BIRTHDAY REECE!

Reece · 10-05-21, 06:43 AM

Thanks guys, don't feel a day over 70!!

mapuc · 10-05-21, 09:41 AM

HAPPY Birthday

AVGWarhawk · 10-05-21, 09:45 AM

Happy Birthday!

Reece · 10-05-21, 06:18 PM

Thanks Markus, thanks Chris.

Arlo · 10-05-21, 06:36 PM

69? Oh you naughty boy.

Rockstar · 10-05-21, 07:21 PM

I used google which translated Macca’s as ‘Happy Birthday’

And this translated to ‘69 years old’

Arlo · 10-05-21, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockstar

I used google translate it’s Aussie for Happy Birthday

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=maccas

ET2SN · 10-05-21, 07:29 PM

Reece, Aktungbby, and Jim are sitting in the community room of the old folk's home one fine day.

"Every morning at 6 AM, I wake up and go to the bathroom", says Jim. "I sit and strain for half an hour but nothing happens, so I give up and get dressed."

"I know what you're saying", says Aktungbby. "I also wake up at 6 AM and go to the bathroom to take a leak but nothing happens. I miss being young".

"You think that's bad?", says Reece. "Every morning at 6 AM I take a massive dump and whizz like a race horse".

"What's so bad about that?"

"The nurse doesn't get me out of bed until 8 AM".

August · 10-05-21, 08:21 PM

Look "down under" the hat

Happy Birthday!

Jimbuna · 10-06-21, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ET2SN

Reece, Aktungbby, and Jim are sitting in the community room of the old folk's home one fine day.

"Every morning at 6 AM, I wake up and go to the bathroom", says Jim. "I sit and strain for half an hour but nothing happens, so I give up and get dressed."

"I know what you're saying", says Aktungbby. "I also wake up at 6 AM and go to the bathroom to take a leak but nothing happens. I miss being young".

"You think that's bad?", says Reece. "Every morning at 6 AM I take a massive dump and whizz like a race horse".

"What's so bad about that?"

"The nurse doesn't get me out of bed until 8 AM".

10-05-21, 06:43 AM	#1
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,732 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Thanks guys, don't feel a day over 70!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

10-05-21, 09:41 AM	#2
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,541 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	HAPPY Birthday __________________ My little lovely female cat

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,275 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Happy Birthday! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

10-05-21, 06:18 PM	#4
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,732 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Thanks Markus, thanks Chris. __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

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Arlo The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,304 Downloads: 214 Uploads: 0	69? Oh you naughty boy. __________________ -Arlo

10-05-21, 07:21 PM	#6
Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	I used google which translated Macca’s as ‘Happy Birthday’ And this translated to ‘69 years old’

10-05-21, 07:29 PM	#8
ET2SN Ocean Warrior Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 2,652 Downloads: 60 Uploads: 0	Reece, Aktungbby, and Jim are sitting in the community room of the old folk's home one fine day. "Every morning at 6 AM, I wake up and go to the bathroom", says Jim. "I sit and strain for half an hour but nothing happens, so I give up and get dressed." "I know what you're saying", says Aktungbby. "I also wake up at 6 AM and go to the bathroom to take a leak but nothing happens. I miss being young". "You think that's bad?", says Reece. "Every morning at 6 AM I take a massive dump and whizz like a race horse". "What's so bad about that?" "The nurse doesn't get me out of bed until 8 AM".

10-05-21, 08:21 PM	#9
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,215 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Look "down under" the hat Happy Birthday! __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.