Whack-A-Dick

Eichhörnchen · 10-01-21, 03:00 AM

This contest is coming to you from inside a tree in Bollock Acher Wood, Lincolnshire, so we're running on Arboreal Time

Whack-A-Dick begins precisely 15 hours from now. Reece is not going to bed for the next 24 hours so's not to miss it... maybe you better do the same?

Reece · 10-01-21, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

This contest is coming to you from inside a tree in Bollock Acher Wood, Lincolnshire, so we're running on Arboreal Time

Whack-A-Dick begins precisely 15 hours from now. Reece is not going to bed for the next 24 hours so's not to miss it... maybe you better do the same?

Sorry to disappoint but the kids are on school holidays and we are looking after one of our grandchildren. Tomorrow we have to attend a party to celebrate a few birthdays, including mine, so not likely to win anything but will try to join in the fun!

Eichhörnchen · 10-01-21, 07:01 AM

^ I'm sure you won't be able to keep your hands off your whacker for long, mate

"Eleven hours to go"

ET2SN · 10-01-21, 10:54 AM

Seriously, do you clods understand how Zulu works?

There are NO time zones and NO such thing as day light savings.

I'm going to start playing in six hours from........NOW. If you aren't there, that's too bad.

Which reminds me, I need a couple of cases of RedBull and a handful of Aktungbby's West Coast Turn Arounds.

Rockstar · 10-01-21, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ET2SN

Seriously, do you clods understand how Zulu works?

There are NO time zones and NO such thing as day light savings.

I'm going to start playing in six hours from........NOW. If you aren't there, that's too bad.

Which reminds me, I need a couple of cases of RedBull and a handful of Aktungbby's West Coast Turn Arounds.

There are theories which say there is no distinction between past, present and future either. One of us has already won. Congratulations Catfish

ET2SN · 10-01-21, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockstar

There are theories which say there is no distinction between past, present and future either. One of us has already won. Congratulations Catfish

There are also minds who say that to win is to lose or to lose is to win.
I'm just in it for the body count.

ET2SN · 10-01-21, 02:36 PM

Well, I'm ready.

My clipboard is prepped and my Macros are stout.
The only thing I may have mis-calculated are the Red Bulls and the cold coffee enema..

Whatever. Bring on the Dicks, I say!

Man, now that I'm sitting here, ready, something's really crawling up my spine.
GGGGettttttttting haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarder 2 mmmmmmmmmooooovvbe ppreeecissssslyyy

LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT'S NECKST? WHEN DOES IT SART???????

Eichhörnchen · 10-01-21, 11:00 AM

7 hours until whacking time

ET2SN · 10-01-21, 11:15 AM

For those who are not sure about the ethics and rules of Whacking, perhaps this PSA with me, Aktungbby, and Eichhörnchen may help.

10-01-21, 03:00 AM	#1
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,392 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	^ This contest is coming to you from inside a tree in Bollock Acher Wood, Lincolnshire, so we're running on Arboreal Time Whack-A-Dick begins precisely 15 hours from now. Reece is not going to bed for the next 24 hours so's not to miss it... maybe you better do the same? __________________

10-01-21, 07:01 AM	#3
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,392 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	^ I'm sure you won't be able to keep your hands off your whacker for long, mate "Eleven hours to go" __________________

10-01-21, 11:00 AM	#8
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,392 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	7 hours until whacking time __________________

10-01-21, 10:54 AM	#4
ET2SN Ocean Warrior Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 2,652 Downloads: 60 Uploads: 0	Seriously, do you clods understand how Zulu works? There are NO time zones and NO such thing as day light savings. I'm going to start playing in six hours from........NOW. If you aren't there, that's too bad. Which reminds me, I need a couple of cases of RedBull and a handful of Aktungbby's West Coast Turn Arounds.

10-01-21, 02:36 PM	#7
ET2SN Ocean Warrior Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 2,652 Downloads: 60 Uploads: 0	Well, I'm ready. My clipboard is prepped and my Macros are stout. The only thing I may have mis-calculated are the Red Bulls and the cold coffee enema.. Whatever. Bring on the Dicks, I say! Man, now that I'm sitting here, ready, something's really crawling up my spine. GGGGettttttttting haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarder 2 mmmmmmmmmooooovvbe ppreeecissssslyyy LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT'S NECKST? WHEN DOES IT SART???????

10-01-21, 11:15 AM	#9
ET2SN Ocean Warrior Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 2,652 Downloads: 60 Uploads: 0	For those who are not sure about the ethics and rules of Whacking, perhaps this PSA with me, Aktungbby, and Eichhörnchen may help.