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Navy Seal
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The rules of English must have originated from lawyers: the arbitrary manner in which they are observed reeks of the taint of legalese; its not enough to simply say ""i" before "e"< someone ( a damnable lawyer, I tells ya) made a 'loophole' with "except after"c"", and, not content to leave it there the scoundrel(s) added an amendment "except in words sounding like 'neighbor' and weigh'"... Scratch a rule for English spelling/pronunciation and you'll very often find an "except"; one of my exes majored in linguistics in university and speaks several languages; she learned to speak, read, and write Japanese; I once asked her which was more difficult to learn, English or Japanese; she said compared to Japanese, a highly structured, consistent language, English was a mish-mosh of exceptions, variants, and arbitrary inconsistencies... I blame the Germanic influence; I am no great shakes when it comes to learning languages, but I once made an effort to start learning German at a local adult school; on the first day, the instructor who was a rather strict and pompous German-born fellow, started the class by extolling the 'grand virtues' of the German language and its "precision"; he declared we would find the language easy to learn since there were so few irregularities, particularly in the verbs; he asked the class members to call out English verbs and he would demonstrate how, in German, they were entirely regular; one by one, the students called out simple English verbs, which were met by the instructor saying, "No, in German that verb is irregular"; after about the sixth or seventh consecutive 'irregular verb', the class devolved into fits of laughter at the situation; the instructor then gave a vivid demonstration of the oft-reputed German lack of a sense of humor... <O>
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Grey Wolf
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It's because American English is crazy.
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