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Old 06-28-06, 06:05 PM   #1
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Can i make fun of God.

Would he get angry if i laugh at him, make fun of him put up god funny jokes about him - does the mighty one have a sense of humor? Seriously. I mean you never read in the Bible "And God laughed his head off" its more like "And God sent great wrathe on those... This aint a God mocking thread this is a question: Does he find things in life funny does he laugh at our mistakes.
If we make fun of god without the filth added in just good old laugh at God jokes - Im sure he would laugh back. I read somewhere it could of even came from subsim a poster said "Of course hes got a sense of humor he created the monkey didn't he". Yeah but how far does his sense of humor go?

I mean picture this, hes sitting on his throne watching us all next thing he spots a drunk wobbling about near a cliff.

God: Hey Son, come here quick!
Jesus: Yes Father.
God: Look at this idiot hes drunk as a skunk and about to walk of the cliff"
Jesus: I believe that is none other than Kiwi
God: Kiwi again!
Jesus: Yes Father we have saved his ass 77 times now.
God: Hmm what did i say in the Bible about forgiveness? Was it 77 something?
Jesus: 77 times 7
God: Hmm ok we better save his ass again then for i never go against my word.
but lets see what happens shall we i need a good laugh, my creation hasn't made me chuckle since Ronald Raegan became president of America.
Jesus: As you wish Father
Moments later kiwi trips over himself and lands face first into a cow paddy
God: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jesus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Angels: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Satan: Damn! kiwi lives again.

So if i got drunk & fell face first into a cow paddy (thats cow poohs) and never hurt myself just a funny incident, would God laugh his head off at my stupidity.?
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Old 06-28-06, 06:07 PM   #2
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Now this funny right? well to most ppl. But would god crack up over this picture? Surely he would see the humor in it, huh?

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Old 06-28-06, 06:34 PM   #3
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Can i make fun of God.

Would he get angry if i laugh at him, make fun of him put up god funny jokes about him - does the mighty one have a sense of humor? Seriously. I mean you never read in the Bible "And God laughed his head off" its more like "And God sent great wrathe on those... This aint a God mocking thread this is a question: Does he find things in life funny does he laugh at our mistakes.
If we make fun of god without the filth added in just good old laugh at God jokes - Im sure he would laugh back. I read somewhere it could of even came from subsim a poster said "Of course hes got a sense of humor he created the monkey didn't he". Yeah but how far does his sense of humor go?

I mean picture this, hes sitting on his throne watching us all next thing he spots a drunk wobbling about near a cliff.

God: Hey Son, come here quick!
Jesus: Yes Father.
God: Look at this idiot hes drunk as a skunk and about to walk of the cliff"
Jesus: I believe that is none other than Kiwi
God: Kiwi again!
Jesus: Yes Father we have saved his ass 77 times now.
God: Hmm what did i say in the Bible about forgiveness? Was it 77 something?
Jesus: 77 times 7
God: Hmm ok we better save his ass again then for i never go against my word.
but lets see what happens shall we i need a good laugh, my creation hasn't made me chuckle since Ronald Raegan became president of America.
Jesus: As you wish Father
Moments later kiwi trips over himself and lands face first into a cow paddy
God: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jesus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Angels: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Satan: Damn! kiwi lives again.

So if i got drunk & fell face first into a cow paddy (thats cow poohs) and never hurt myself just a funny incident, would God laugh his head off at my stupidity.?
I do not know about God. But I surely would laugh me half dead. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Old 06-28-06, 07:49 PM   #4
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So if i got drunk & fell face first into a cow paddy (thats cow poohs) and never hurt myself just a funny incident, would God laugh his head off at my stupidity.?
Since what you consider to be "divine" and what you consider to be "you" is not separated by a tenth of an inch, it exclusively depends on your choice what to do.

Just some grain of atheistic humour from me...

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Old 06-29-06, 02:55 AM   #5
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Ur silly...of course God has sense of humor.Any good thing springs from God.The rain falls on the good and the bad at this time.Free Will...a free planet to be fruitiful and multiply on.Some say and I do not have the answer but I believe Satan himself was merely the "First" to choose his own way other than Gods.That was fine with God as well...Free Will...but he doesnt have to live with him either.What an Awesome being...bean...to allow even a creature that has become as evil as Satan to continue to exsist....Sense of humor?...Laughter is probably one of the most blessed things I have come across in my life along with music.

That pic is Awesome! can't wait to see my son laugh his head off at it...thks Kiwi.:rotfl:

P.S. God is the one who allowed the sunlight to be cast just right on that full moon. LMAO...He is quoted as saying...If you being a good father can show mercy ,patience, and joy how much more can He?

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Old 06-29-06, 02:57 AM   #6
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Ur silly...of course God has sense of humor
Ok, let me take a dangerous step.

Has Allah a sense of humor ?

Or is Allah and God the same thing ?
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Old 06-29-06, 03:01 AM   #7
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Ur silly...of course God has sense of humor
Ok, let me take a dangerous step.

Has Allah a sense of humor ?

Or is Allah and God the same thing ?
To me they are the same... it does not matter if you call Him late for supper. But I call him King of Kings...Jesus Christ.My faith teaches me God is not a respector of persons and does not see flesh at all only spirit.But I cannot speak for those who do call him Allah.
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Old 06-29-06, 03:03 AM   #8
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Ur silly...of course God has sense of humor
Ok, let me take a dangerous step.

Has Allah a sense of humor ?

Or is Allah and God the same thing ?
Different name, same entity. Islam, Christianity, and Judaism all share the same god.
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Old 06-29-06, 04:03 AM   #9
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Ur silly...of course God has sense of humor
Ok, let me take a dangerous step.

Has Allah a sense of humor ?

Or is Allah and God the same thing ?
Different name, same entity. Islam, Christianity, and Judaism all share the same god.
Not so. Both Judaism and Islam reject Christian teachings of a divinity incoporated into a physical form.

And of course, each religion has its own very different claims of what G-d said and wants.
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Sir you have me :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: . Thanks.

I should have stop at your post , The rest is just wind and smoke.

Thanks for your time
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