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Jimbuna · 02-19-21, 08:15 AM

I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow.

Jimbuna · 02-20-21, 01:25 PM

Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.

Von Due · 02-21-21, 04:02 AM

Some people pay all their attention to what they themselves have to say and not to what others have to say. Why? Are they expecting themselves to say something unexpected or something they didn't already know?

Jimbuna · 02-21-21, 07:11 AM

Smiles are contagious... be a carrier.

Catfish · 02-22-21, 06:52 AM

"If i did not know about god and sin, would i go to hell?"

Priest: "Not if you did not know."

"Then why did you tell me?"

Jimbuna · 02-22-21, 07:42 AM

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wish bone, a back bone, and a funny bone.

Von Due · 02-22-21, 04:56 PM

How to cook crack and clean a crab.

Step 1: Use a comma.

ET2SN · 02-22-21, 10:14 PM

Jimbuna · 02-23-21, 06:06 AM

Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!

Jimbuna · 02-24-21, 01:06 PM

I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.

Catfish · 02-25-21, 07:16 AM

Texans: "We want a free, unregulated capitalist government!!!"
ERCOT: "OK, here's a $17,000 power bill"
Texans: "Wait.. not like that"

Jimbuna · 02-25-21, 08:17 AM

Please cancel my subscription to your issues.

mapuc · 02-25-21, 11:29 AM

Last summer I heard a German couple on the bus.

Schatz, ich denke wir sollten vorne sitzen

Hearing this I almost said.

Ja sitzen sie am zehn vorne

Markus

Catfish · 02-25-21, 02:31 PM

^ I do not quite understand this

mapuc · 02-25-21, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catfish

^ I do not quite understand this

In Star Trek The Next Generation the ship had a section where the crew could have a beer a.s.o.(a kind of a restaurant)

Among the crew it was called Ten forward = Zehn vorne

When I saw the series many years ago on SAT 1 they called it in German Zehn vorne.

Markus

02-19-21, 08:15 AM	#9586
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-20-21, 01:25 PM	#9587
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-21-21, 07:11 AM	#9589
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Smiles are contagious... be a carrier. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-22-21, 06:52 AM	#9590
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,799 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	"If i did not know about god and sin, would i go to hell?" Priest: "Not if you did not know." "Then why did you tell me?" __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

02-22-21, 07:42 AM	#9591
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	To thrive in life you need three bones. A wish bone, a back bone, and a funny bone. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-21-21, 04:02 AM	#9588
Von Due Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,690 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	Some people pay all their attention to what they themselves have to say and not to what others have to say. Why? Are they expecting themselves to say something unexpected or something they didn't already know?

02-22-21, 04:56 PM	#9592
Von Due Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,690 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	How to cook crack and clean a crab. Step 1: Use a comma.

02-22-21, 10:14 PM	#9593
ET2SN Ocean Warrior Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 2,652 Downloads: 60 Uploads: 0

02-23-21, 06:06 AM	#9594
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-24-21, 01:06 PM	#9595
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-25-21, 07:16 AM	#9596
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,799 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Texans: "We want a free, unregulated capitalist government!!!" ERCOT: "OK, here's a $17,000 power bill" Texans: "Wait.. not like that" __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

02-25-21, 08:17 AM	#9597
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Please cancel my subscription to your issues. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-25-21, 11:29 AM	#9598
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,548 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Last summer I heard a German couple on the bus. Schatz, ich denke wir sollten vorne sitzen Hearing this I almost said. Ja sitzen sie am zehn vorne Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat

02-25-21, 02:31 PM	#9599
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,799 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	^ I do not quite understand this __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.