This Is Why I Don't Date Girls...

Buddahaid · 02-05-21, 06:36 PM

I just remembered why I don't date girls either.

Eichhörnchen · 02-08-21, 01:16 PM

3catcircus · 02-11-21, 04:51 PM

Don't ever communicate via social media, text etc. That sh!t never goes away and WILL be taken out of context to make you look bad.

If the other party does communicate that way, save everything and save the receipts. They will save you.

Don't ever apologize via text or social media - it's an admission of guilt - both in a court of law and the court of her friends' opinions... Save that for after you're married when it becomes part of your standard defense: "You're right, I'm an idiot. I'm sorry," followed by her walking out of the room so you can put the game back on. You won't even know what you're sorry for or what you did or didn't do (and she won't tell you.) Learn this early in the relationship, it'll save you untold hours of argument - this is an old married guy trick usually only learned after years of suffering.

Talk to the girl you like - in person - and ask her out. If she rejects you, move on to the next one. Completely ignore her friends' comments - you're interested in her, not them.

Have confidence when talking to a girl. This isn't a lifetime commitment yet and it shouldn't be about jumping into the sack. You're just trying to have fun and see if the other person is fun to hang out with or barely tolerable. Looks are important but not that important. Can the other person hold a conversation or do they barely fog the glass? If both of you struggle to make conversation, move on. If you are laconic, hopefully she is too - having one partner who won't shut up is worse than when both don't find a need to talk a lot.

At some point you will have to meet her parents. Her mother may seem really nice - that's an act or they're arguing with each other. Her father may seem intimidating. That's not an act - if you make her cry, he'll make you cry.

Oh yeah - last bit of advice - I'm married so I, by virtue of being married, automatically become an idiot (I think it's even spelled out on every standard marriage license), so don't take anything I've said as advice...

les green01 · 02-14-21, 08:45 PM

find one more pretty worst comes to worst pull them over your knee and spank then dump on the ground walk off

Armistead · 03-08-21, 09:57 PM

When I got to about the 2nd paragraph I decided to keep reading to see what the punchline was gonna be, lol. I guess I am just old.

Mr Quatro · 03-08-21, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Cradle robber ... that's against the law in the United States

Gorpet · 03-13-21, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Quatro

Cradle robber ... that's against the law in the United States

Whoa, Eichhornchen has posted some pics of his wife here. Morya is her name and,It has always been clear to me they have a love that transcends from youth into adulthood and he has shared his love of his wife and his son in pictures on this forum and i admire and respect him for doing so.

Now as far as "Cradle Robbers" go that would be me in 1979 at 21 i ran into a 16 yr old girl from the old neighborhood that would become my first wife mother of my son. And i would experience a southern tradition called a Shotgun Wedding . And for those who want to know its something like this.

Eichhörnchen · 03-14-21, 12:52 PM

@ Gorpet

Thanks, buddy! Yes, she was just 19 when that photo was taken and that was 35 years ago, so I was also pretty much a spring chicken myself

Platapus · 03-14-21, 04:52 PM

Always a good idea not to date girls
You want to date women.

Jimbuna · 03-15-21, 06:38 AM

Gorpet · 03-21-21, 12:09 AM

Eichhörnchen · 03-21-21, 05:20 PM

Any of you guys ever receive news of the passing of a well-remembered old love?

It can happen when you gets to our age

How did that make you feel?

02-05-21, 06:36 PM	#1
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,332 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	I just remembered why I don't date girls either. __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

02-08-21, 01:16 PM	#2
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,483 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I'm still glad I dated this one __________________

02-14-21, 08:45 PM	#4
les green01 Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Freeman Missouri Posts: 1,784 Downloads: 1416 Uploads: 0	find one more pretty worst comes to worst pull them over your knee and spank then dump on the ground walk off __________________ I'll tell you what bravery really is. Bravery is just determination to do a job that you know has to be done. Audie Murphy

03-08-21, 09:57 PM	#5
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	When I got to about the 2nd paragraph I decided to keep reading to see what the punchline was gonna be, lol. I guess I am just old. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

03-14-21, 12:52 PM	#8
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,483 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	@ Gorpet Thanks, buddy! Yes, she was just 19 when that photo was taken and that was 35 years ago, so I was also pretty much a spring chicken myself __________________

02-11-21, 04:51 PM	#3
3catcircus Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 979 Downloads: 256 Uploads: 0	Don't ever communicate via social media, text etc. That sh!t never goes away and WILL be taken out of context to make you look bad. If the other party does communicate that way, save everything and save the receipts. They will save you. Don't ever apologize via text or social media - it's an admission of guilt - both in a court of law and the court of her friends' opinions... Save that for after you're married when it becomes part of your standard defense: "You're right, I'm an idiot. I'm sorry," followed by her walking out of the room so you can put the game back on. You won't even know what you're sorry for or what you did or didn't do (and she won't tell you.) Learn this early in the relationship, it'll save you untold hours of argument - this is an old married guy trick usually only learned after years of suffering. Talk to the girl you like - in person - and ask her out. If she rejects you, move on to the next one. Completely ignore her friends' comments - you're interested in her, not them. Have confidence when talking to a girl. This isn't a lifetime commitment yet and it shouldn't be about jumping into the sack. You're just trying to have fun and see if the other person is fun to hang out with or barely tolerable. Looks are important but not that important. Can the other person hold a conversation or do they barely fog the glass? If both of you struggle to make conversation, move on. If you are laconic, hopefully she is too - having one partner who won't shut up is worse than when both don't find a need to talk a lot. At some point you will have to meet her parents. Her mother may seem really nice - that's an act or they're arguing with each other. Her father may seem intimidating. That's not an act - if you make her cry, he'll make you cry. Oh yeah - last bit of advice - I'm married so I, by virtue of being married, automatically become an idiot (I think it's even spelled out on every standard marriage license), so don't take anything I've said as advice...

03-14-21, 04:52 PM	#9
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,402 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Always a good idea not to date girls You want to date women. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

03-15-21, 06:38 AM	#10
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,044 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-21-21, 12:09 AM	#11
Gorpet Still Searching Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: A country in Evolution Posts: 1,029 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0

03-21-21, 05:20 PM	#12
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,483 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Any of you guys ever receive news of the passing of a well-remembered old love? It can happen when you gets to our age How did that make you feel? __________________