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05-29-20, 02:01 AM | #1876 |
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I keep telling everyone squirrels just won't stop attacking me.
They probably think I'm nuts.
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05-29-20, 01:22 PM | #1877 |
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My psychiatrist says I have a fear of speed bumps but now I’m slowly beginning to get over it.
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05-29-20, 01:25 PM | #1878 |
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The wife and I were sitting on the couch watching the TV and it was boring so I thought I’d start a conversation.
Me: How many men have you had in total? Wife: Are sure you want to know? Me: Yeh, go on. Wife: 7. Me (after a pause): so I was number 7. Wife: no, you were number 2.
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05-29-20, 01:27 PM | #1879 |
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That is so wrong.
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05-30-20, 03:39 AM | #1880 |
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I used to be poor... Then I bought a Thesaurus, and now I'm impecunious.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I suffer from exhibitionist tendencies. I should get that looked at.
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05-30-20, 05:54 AM | #1881 |
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If the KKK think white people are so great why do they dress like Muslim Women?
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05-30-20, 05:55 AM | #1882 |
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The other day my wife asked me to buy her something to make her look nice so I went to the liquor store.
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05-30-20, 09:53 AM | #1883 |
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Deleted!
Sorry not PG.
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05-30-20, 07:13 PM | #1884 |
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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Cause it was stuck to the chicken's bum.
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05-30-20, 11:46 PM | #1885 | |
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Great joke anyways, that made me snort so loud
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05-31-20, 02:51 AM | #1886 |
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Yes sorry I thought it might be a bit naughty I will delete it if I can.
Col.
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05-31-20, 05:23 AM | #1887 | |
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Why? Aren't we all adults here? Besides that joke was a joke...enjoy some humor.
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05-31-20, 06:41 AM | #1888 |
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My boss fired me for my fanatic long jumping.
So I came out of his office and cleared my desk.
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05-31-20, 12:54 PM | #1889 |
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Got a letter today through the post that was addressed to ‘The Occupier’ which was strange because there are no Israelis living here.
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05-31-20, 12:55 PM | #1890 |
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Psychic wanted: £200,000 per year offered including company car. Please email your CV to the address which appears in your crystal ball.
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