Lockdown Side Effects

Jimbuna · 05-28-20, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by mapuc

It was a scene from Das Boot which came into my mind.

The scene where the crew had lots of fun and where one of the sailor was dressed as a women. He had two half coconuts as...(if I remember correctly)

Markus

Is there any specific reason you would recall this scene Markus?

Care to share it with everyone

mapuc · 05-28-20, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Is there any specific reason you would recall this scene Markus?

Care to share it with everyone

It was Reece comments

where he wrote

"Yes, all men, no women!!"

After some minutes I recalled this scene from Das Boot, where the crew had this party and where one of the sailor was dressed up as some women.
I tried to find it on youtube, but couldn't so I described it in words and from my memory.

Markus

Jimbuna · 05-28-20, 01:36 PM

I'll believe you but I suspect a great many wouldn't

vienna · 05-28-20, 03:22 PM

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Platapus · 05-29-20, 06:09 AM

Reminds me of a joke a navy guy told me about "Simulated Liberty"

When you can't get liberty, you can easily simulate it while onboard. There are three steps

1. Go to the fantail and throw your money overboard
2. Slam a watertight door on your... uh... male member
3. Go to the engine room and breath diesel fumes until you pass out.

When you wake up the next morning, you are broke, you have a terrible hangover and your .... member is sore = awesome liberty!

Aktungbby · 06-03-20, 11:23 AM

In today's WSJ: 0"fielders (in cricket) can polish the ball on their clothing provided no artificial substance is used. Players have long used saliva while shining the ball in the hope they can create turbulence("swing") as it moves through the air, confounding the batsman trying to hit it. Applying spit to the ball in the time of pandemic to shine the ball is considered a health risk. Suntan oil, furniture polish are being considered...previously, hair oil, Brylcreem

and long fingernails to pick at the ball
seams have all contributed to the skulduggery in the game...in Yankee baseball, spit's been outlawed for a century; such atrocious conduct results in a ten game suspension! Sweat however is still permissable in cricket, as Corona virus is not transmitted that way..."

Mr Quatro · 06-03-20, 01:18 PM

The real problem with lockdown is the reason for the lock down

At least for single men ... No nookie you can trust anymore

I have that rare Hawaiian disease called "lackofnookie" disease

05-28-20, 01:36 PM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,336 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'll believe you but I suspect a great many wouldn't __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-28-20, 03:22 PM	#4
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,731 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	<O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

05-29-20, 06:09 AM	#5
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,431 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Reminds me of a joke a navy guy told me about "Simulated Liberty" When you can't get liberty, you can easily simulate it while onboard. There are three steps 1. Go to the fantail and throw your money overboard 2. Slam a watertight door on your... uh... male member 3. Go to the engine room and breath diesel fumes until you pass out. When you wake up the next morning, you are broke, you have a terrible hangover and your .... member is sore = awesome liberty! __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

06-03-20, 11:23 AM	#6
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,141 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Likkin' yer balls just ain't cricket! In today's WSJ: 0"fielders (in cricket) can polish the ball on their clothing provided no artificial substance is used. Players have long used saliva while shining the ball in the hope they can create turbulence("swing") as it moves through the air, confounding the batsman trying to hit it. Applying spit to the ball in the time of pandemic to shine the ball is considered a health risk. Suntan oil, furniture polish are being considered...previously, hair oil, Brylcreem and long fingernails to pick at the ball seams have all contributed to the skulduggery in the game...in Yankee baseball, spit's been outlawed for a century; such atrocious conduct results in a ten game suspension! Sweat however is still permissable in cricket, as Corona virus is not transmitted that way..." __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

06-03-20, 01:18 PM	#7
Mr Quatro Navy Seal Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 6,772 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	The real problem with lockdown is the reason for the lock down At least for single men ... No nookie you can trust anymore I have that rare Hawaiian disease called "lackofnookie" disease __________________ pla•teau noun a relatively stable level, period, or condition a level of attainment or achievement Lord help me get to the next plateau ..