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I was really distraught when I woke up today to find thieves had broken in and stolen my rare minerals and soils collection.
It wasn't worth much, but it had a lot of sedimental value.
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Confucius says "Man who run through Airport Turnstiles backwards, going Bangkok."
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You know those sex toys that people put in their yards that look like little houses with the hole in the side?
Evidently they are intended for birds #awkwardtalkingtoneighbors
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What would happen if women, instead of having periods, would have apostrophes?
I think they would be more possessive and have more frequent contractions.
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Can’t believe I’ve been banned from Walmart. Apparently when the checkout girl said “strip down facing me” she was talking about my credit card.
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Woman: “Does this dress make me look fat?”
Man: “No… But your face does.”
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I've left three separate notes scattered around the house for my girlfriend.
They say... "Will", "You" & "Me" That'll keep her busy whilst I watch the TV.
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What happens when you sing Country Music backwards?
You get your wife and job back.
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I hate people who use decimal numbers.
If I was in charge, I'd round them all up.
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There's been an explosion at the paint factory where my brother works.
He's missing, presumed red.
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What's the definition of a Gentleman?
Someone who knows how to play the Accordion, but doesn't.
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What's the definition of a cad?
A man who does not tell his wife that he has had a vasectomy until after she gets pregnant.
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My doctor said I have repetitive strain injury on my eye lids.
It's a blinking nuisance.
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I had a wet dream about someone who looked just like you last night. I peed myself laughing when I hit you with a car.
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Just recently finished a jigsaw puzzle in only 5 months, the box said 2-4 years.
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