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Jimbuna · 05-03-20, 01:54 PM

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

Aktungbby · 05-04-20, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

FUNNY HOW THE EXPRESSION: ''THE NEW NORMAL'' REALLY ONLY MEANS ONE THING: "IT AIN'T AS AS GOOD AS IT USED TO BE!"

DAMN! My case in point in today's W.S.J. Scott Gottlieb editorial: "The Cruel Covid 'New Normal'"

Jimbuna · 05-06-20, 02:02 PM

Nutrition labels should include an "What if I ate the whole thing" section.

Texas Red · 05-06-20, 02:03 PM

God, I was so bored yesterday I drank some hot sauce just for fun.

Not gonna lie, I kinda liked it.

Von Due · 05-07-20, 12:05 PM

I don't mean to sound rude. I mean to be rude.

Jimbuna · 05-07-20, 01:41 PM

If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 5 minutes.

mapuc · 05-07-20, 02:49 PM

....thereafter a grown-ups believe in their politicians.

Markus

Jimbuna · 05-08-20, 09:51 AM

What's your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.

Catfish · 05-08-20, 03:26 PM

A comment by Banksy on public advertising.+

"People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you.

You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.

#%&*$# that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.

You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs."

Onkel Neal · 05-09-20, 12:19 AM

Caught a guy booting my car - grabbed my sawzall out of the trunk. He laughed and said it would never cut through - I laughed and told him it was for his feet.

Jimbuna · 05-09-20, 11:54 AM

All my bills say "Outstanding." I guess I am good to go.

mapuc · 05-09-20, 12:19 PM

Dreamed I gave my life shortcuts on a device-Can't remember if it was my smartphone or laptop. In my effort to simplify my life I made a mistake.
Idea was if I want or needed something I only had to press a letter on this device

I manage to use S for three different things
Danish first
Spise (= Eat)
S.... (= things you do on the toilet)
Sove (= Sleep)

So each time I pressed S, when I thought it is time for food my body entered some kind of software conflict.
Weird dream

Markus

mapuc · 05-10-20, 11:27 AM

Trump accusing CNN for fake news, does this mean that the letter C in CNN stand for Cheating; or Conspiracy; News Network ?

Markus

Catfish · 05-10-20, 02:17 PM

^ Trump might agree, others, not so much.

Jimbuna · 05-10-20, 02:31 PM

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

05-03-20, 01:54 PM	#9001
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,770 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-06-20, 02:02 PM	#9003
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,770 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Nutrition labels should include an "What if I ate the whole thing" section. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-06-20, 02:03 PM	#9004
Texas Red Fastest Gun Around Join Date: Aug 2019 Location: Agua Fira, New Mexico Posts: 2,368 Downloads: 528 Uploads: 5	God, I was so bored yesterday I drank some hot sauce just for fun. Not gonna lie, I kinda liked it. __________________ There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. — Colin Powell I'm not very active on the forums anymore. If you have a question, please DM me and I'll respond ASAP!

05-07-20, 01:41 PM	#9006
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,770 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 5 minutes. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-08-20, 09:51 AM	#9008
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,770 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What's your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-07-20, 12:05 PM	#9005
Von Due Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,690 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	I don't mean to sound rude. I mean to be rude.

05-07-20, 02:49 PM	#9007
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,543 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	....thereafter a grown-ups believe in their politicians. Markus

05-08-20, 03:26 PM	#9009
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,799 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	A comment by Banksy on public advertising.+ "People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you. You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity. #%&$# that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head. You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs." __________________ >^..^<)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

05-09-20, 12:19 AM	#9010
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,385 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Caught a guy booting my car - grabbed my sawzall out of the trunk. He laughed and said it would never cut through - I laughed and told him it was for his feet.

05-09-20, 11:54 AM	#9011
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,770 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	All my bills say "Outstanding." I guess I am good to go. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-09-20, 12:19 PM	#9012
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,543 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Dreamed I gave my life shortcuts on a device-Can't remember if it was my smartphone or laptop. In my effort to simplify my life I made a mistake. Idea was if I want or needed something I only had to press a letter on this device I manage to use S for three different things Danish first Spise (= Eat) S.... (= things you do on the toilet) Sove (= Sleep) So each time I pressed S, when I thought it is time for food my body entered some kind of software conflict. Weird dream Markus

05-10-20, 11:27 AM	#9013
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,543 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Trump accusing CNN for fake news, does this mean that the letter C in CNN stand for Cheating; or Conspiracy; News Network ? Markus

05-10-20, 02:17 PM	#9014
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,799 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	^ Trump might agree, others, not so much. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

05-10-20, 02:31 PM	#9015
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,770 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!