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01-13-20, 05:23 PM | #46 |
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What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
First, YULE LOGon
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01-13-20, 05:46 PM | #47 |
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What do you get if you eat the Christmas decorations??
Tinnsilitis.
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01-14-20, 01:49 AM | #48 |
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What do you call Father Christmas when he stops walking?
Santa Pause
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01-14-20, 02:36 AM | #49 |
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This thread is actually funny if you speed read it.
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01-14-20, 09:34 AM | #50 |
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Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
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01-14-20, 09:47 AM | #51 |
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How many lives did the cat have that Hitler got for Christmas?
Nein
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01-14-20, 09:53 AM | #52 |
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What's Santa's favorite type of music?
Wrap!
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01-14-20, 04:02 PM | #53 |
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Did you hear about the kid who was scared of Santa?
He was Claustraphobic.
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01-14-20, 04:54 PM | #54 |
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What's another name for Santa's helpers?
Subordinate clauses
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01-14-20, 05:26 PM | #55 |
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Where do the elves go for their Summer holidays?
Santa Parks
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01-15-20, 01:49 AM | #56 |
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What do snowmen like to do on weekends?
Just chill out.
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01-15-20, 08:55 AM | #57 |
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Where do elves go to dance?
Christmas Balls!
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01-15-20, 12:43 PM | #58 |
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How do you phone your list to Father Christmas?
Ring the Call Santer
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01-15-20, 05:38 PM | #59 |
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How did Darth Vader guess what Obi-Wan had got for Christmas?
He felt his presents
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01-15-20, 06:43 PM | #60 |
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What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
Arrested.
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