This is the comment thread! - Page 582

Jimbuna · 11-19-19, 01:51 PM

Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over.

Jimbuna · 11-20-19, 10:53 AM

I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you're wrong.

Jimbuna · 11-21-19, 10:56 AM

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.

Jimbuna · 11-22-19, 09:28 AM

Age only matters if you are a cheese.

Jimbuna · 11-23-19, 08:57 AM

Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.

Jimbuna · 11-24-19, 08:08 AM

“Siri, why am I still single?!”

Siri activates front camera.

Jimbuna · 11-24-19, 08:12 AM

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

Jimbuna · 11-25-19, 02:24 PM

Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.

Jimbuna · 11-26-19, 11:53 AM

I don't have a drinking problem, I have a thirst problem.

Eichhörnchen · 11-26-19, 03:46 PM

Do you think maybe Chief Crazy Horse had a brother named Well-balanced Horse?

Von Due · 11-26-19, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Do you think maybe Chief Crazy Horse had a brother named Well-balanced Horse?

Didn't he have a sister named My Borther Is A Liar And A Donkey?

Jimbuna · 11-27-19, 06:40 AM

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.

Jimbuna · 11-28-19, 07:41 AM

With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.

Jimbuna · 11-29-19, 07:20 AM

Congratulations on your 60th birthday! At last you can live undisturbed by life insurance agents!

Jimbuna · 11-30-19, 10:39 AM

My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.

11-19-19, 01:51 PM	#8716
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,106 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-20-19, 10:53 AM	#8717
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,106 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you're wrong. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-21-19, 10:56 AM	#8718
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,106 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-22-19, 09:28 AM	#8719
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,106 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Age only matters if you are a cheese. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-23-19, 08:57 AM	#8720
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,106 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-24-19, 08:08 AM	#8721
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,106 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	“Siri, why am I still single?!” Siri activates front camera. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-24-19, 08:12 AM	#8722
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,106 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-25-19, 02:24 PM	#8723
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,106 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-26-19, 11:53 AM	#8724
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,106 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I don't have a drinking problem, I have a thirst problem. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-26-19, 03:46 PM	#8725
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,488 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Do you think maybe Chief Crazy Horse had a brother named Well-balanced Horse? __________________

11-27-19, 06:40 AM	#8727
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,106 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-28-19, 07:41 AM	#8728
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,106 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	With great power comes an even greater electricity bill. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-29-19, 07:20 AM	#8729
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,106 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Congratulations on your 60th birthday! At last you can live undisturbed by life insurance agents! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-30-19, 10:39 AM	#8730
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,106 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!