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10-16-19, 07:00 AM | #8641 |
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The person who thought it’s a good idea to put the light switch outside of the bathroom clearly didn’t have any siblings.
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10-17-19, 05:53 AM | #8642 |
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Driving a sports car and sticking to the speed limit is like going to McDonalds’ and having just the salad.
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10-18-19, 07:19 AM | #8643 |
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If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.
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10-18-19, 09:58 PM | #8644 |
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Take a number, have a snack, have seat. It'll be a while.
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10-19-19, 07:34 AM | #8645 |
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Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
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10-20-19, 08:02 AM | #8646 |
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My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
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10-21-19, 09:17 AM | #8647 |
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Funny, those road signs: "Caution - Watch for children!" I mean, how dangerous can a child be?
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10-22-19, 06:36 AM | #8648 |
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I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.
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10-23-19, 07:30 AM | #8649 |
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My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
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10-23-19, 10:36 AM | #8650 |
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Apparently, in 1996, 43,000 Americans were injured from toilets while only 13 were injured by sharks. What can we learn from this? Do your business in the ocean.
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10-23-19, 11:03 AM | #8651 |
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I sensed I was moving forward in life, but it turned out to be the rest of the world going by me in the opposite direction
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10-23-19, 12:46 PM | #8652 |
Starte das Auto
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10-23-19, 12:50 PM | #8653 |
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Don't swim with toilets?
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10-23-19, 01:04 PM | #8654 | |
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Quote:
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10-23-19, 01:24 PM | #8655 |
Starte das Auto
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Look at what Reece put on ebay
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