Gay marriage, why is this even an issue?

tycho102 · 06-06-06, 11:04 AM

Seems to me the solution is fairly straight-foward:

1. Amend the Constitution to outlaw gay marriage.

2. Strike the word "marriage" out of all current laws and governmental forms. Replace it with "Civil Union".

3. Get "married" at your local church. Wear a ring if you'd like. Get your kids Baptized if that suits you.

4. Apply for a "Civil Union" at your local judiciary branch office. Know that your Civil Union means that you are now legally responsible for whatever children you have with your Civil Union Partner.

5. Have gay sex in the confines of your own castle, not the local coffee shop's bathroom glory-hole.

6. Profit!

06-06-06, 11:04 AM	#12
tycho102 Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,100 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Seems to me the solution is fairly straight-foward: 1. Amend the Constitution to outlaw gay marriage. 2. Strike the word "marriage" out of all current laws and governmental forms. Replace it with "Civil Union". 3. Get "married" at your local church. Wear a ring if you'd like. Get your kids Baptized if that suits you. 4. Apply for a "Civil Union" at your local judiciary branch office. Know that your Civil Union means that you are now legally responsible for whatever children you have with your Civil Union Partner. 5. Have gay sex in the confines of your own castle, not the local coffee shop's bathroom glory-hole. 6. Profit! __________________ My little Silent Hunter 4 repository