Saudis' launching "Withchunt"

[TLAM Strike]

Ahh so they are going after Witches now. I guess we can call this progress at a minimum the Muslim world is only 300 years behind the rest of us.

I have a suddon urge to watch Firefly now.

Patron: This is a holy cleansing. You cannot think to thwart God's will.

Mal: Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting. (To Simon) Gotta say, Doctor — your talent for alienatin' folks is near miraculous.
Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.
Mal: Cut her down!
Patron: The girl is a witch.

Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch. <cocks gun> So cut her the hell down.

Ya see Mal knows how to deal with the more "primitive" people of the 'verse and there "backwards beliefs", just have a spaceship with a trigger happy mercenary hover over them while you point a large shotgun in their face. I think we can all learn a thing or two from good old Mal, and thus ends todays lesson in Western/Muslim relations.