A laugh from something Roger Ebert said

Sailor Steve · 07-05-19, 10:43 AM

Many years ago I visited the famous Arizona Meteor Crater, which is just under 3/4 of a mile in diameter. At the time we were told the meteor itself was about the same size as a railroad boxcar.

As for Texas, when I was in Navy Radio 'A' School we had a bragging Texan in our barracks. I heard two good responses:

"Texas - where men are men and sheep are scared to death."

"If BS were white, Texas would be the ski capital of the world."

And I was born in Dallas, so I have to include myself in those insults.

07-05-19, 10:43 AM	#6
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Many years ago I visited the famous Arizona Meteor Crater, which is just under 3/4 of a mile in diameter. At the time we were told the meteor itself was about the same size as a railroad boxcar. As for Texas, when I was in Navy Radio 'A' School we had a bragging Texan in our barracks. I heard two good responses: "Texas - where men are men and sheep are scared to death." "If BS were white, Texas would be the ski capital of the world." And I was born in Dallas, so I have to include myself in those insults. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo