Eichhörnchen On A No-Fly List?

Eichhörnchen · 10-15-18, 02:05 PM

What Mrs Torok should have done was stuff Daisy down her pants before boarding. No-one would've been any the wiser unless they'd spotted her pushing nuts down there too during the flight

Skybird · 10-15-18, 02:54 PM

Ideas on support squirrels obviously vary.

And btw, the animal on the picture of the Mail is no Eichhörnchen (quick squirrel), but a Grauhörnchen (grey squirrel). Since the grey ones are bigger, they take some time longer in the hellfi... in the oven.

STEED · 10-15-18, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

What Mrs Torok should have done was stuff Daisy down her pants before boarding. No-one would've been any the wiser unless they'd spotted her pushing nuts down there too during the flight

It's going to take years of treatment to recover from that shocking comment!

You have been hanging around Reece again.

Onkel Neal · 10-15-18, 07:51 PM

Oh my goodness, how can a squirrel be a rescue animal?

Aktungbby · 10-15-18, 08:26 PM

If it's 'bushy-taileD', it qualifies as 'pet therapy' BBY!

Reece · 10-15-18, 09:51 PM

Oh I must get one!!

Skybird · 10-16-18, 02:29 AM

Squirrels are also great anti-stress balls. Squeeze - feel the bite - release - relax....

Reece · 10-16-18, 04:03 AM

10-15-18, 02:05 PM	#1
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,403 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	What Mrs Torok should have done was stuff Daisy down her pants before boarding. No-one would've been any the wiser unless they'd spotted her pushing nuts down there too during the flight __________________

10-15-18, 02:54 PM	#2
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,650 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Ideas on support squirrels obviously vary. And btw, the animal on the picture of the Mail is no Eichhörnchen (quick squirrel), but a Grauhörnchen (grey squirrel). Since the grey ones are bigger, they take some time longer in the hellfi... in the oven. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert. Last edited by Skybird; 10-15-18 at 03:07 PM.

10-15-18, 07:51 PM	#4
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,385 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Oh my goodness, how can a squirrel be a rescue animal? __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

10-15-18, 08:26 PM	#5
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,023 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	If it's 'bushy-taileD', it qualifies as 'pet therapy' BBY! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!! Last edited by Aktungbby; 10-16-18 at 02:32 AM.

10-15-18, 09:51 PM	#6
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,726 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Oh I must get one!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

10-16-18, 02:29 AM	#7
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,650 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Squirrels are also great anti-stress balls. Squeeze - feel the bite - release - relax.... __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

10-16-18, 04:03 AM	#8
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,726 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	__________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*